zalcus
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CONTEXT: I had been dating this girl on discord for around 6 months, I went to the hospital for about a week and when I came back, she had already introduced an IRL BOYFRIEND to her family (according to her sister). I was devastated, and coincidentally, it was a dreadful monday. SO.... I did the most logical thing I could at the time, I had nothing to live for, and I really didnt want to go to school. I locked myself in the bathroom and I decided to take a non-lethal amount of tylenol, but one that would send me to the hospital in order to skip school. I also gave myself tiny scratches on my arm to convince them to not send me back to school for a while.
As I arrive at the youth ward, (for the second time), I see a nurse. This nurse was the one who told me to never come back because it would be sad for me to be there. I instantly lock eyes with her and awkwardly carry my stuff to the shelves. The second thing I see is 3 kids playing uno at a table, this tiny ginger kid loses, tries to hit this black girl, and is pushed to the ground. This little kid then calls her the hard R, and the nurses take over. I decide to go to my room.
Story from the first trip: When I first arrived there, i didnt know the cameras worked, so I had layed down, right in front of the camera, and played with my balls. not my penis, but my balls. I twisted my balls around so they would be outside of my waistband while my penis still lay inside. I only found out the cameras worked because I wanted to troll the nurses and started staring at the cameras, and they came in.
I end up staying for 2 weeks in total, and then 2 weeks of outpatient care, where I go to this special ed school full of problem children, so I missed around a month of school.
TLDR: Discord gf cucks me with jew so I attempt to kill myself in order to skip school.
As I arrive at the youth ward, (for the second time), I see a nurse. This nurse was the one who told me to never come back because it would be sad for me to be there. I instantly lock eyes with her and awkwardly carry my stuff to the shelves. The second thing I see is 3 kids playing uno at a table, this tiny ginger kid loses, tries to hit this black girl, and is pushed to the ground. This little kid then calls her the hard R, and the nurses take over. I decide to go to my room.
Story from the first trip: When I first arrived there, i didnt know the cameras worked, so I had layed down, right in front of the camera, and played with my balls. not my penis, but my balls. I twisted my balls around so they would be outside of my waistband while my penis still lay inside. I only found out the cameras worked because I wanted to troll the nurses and started staring at the cameras, and they came in.
I end up staying for 2 weeks in total, and then 2 weeks of outpatient care, where I go to this special ed school full of problem children, so I missed around a month of school.
TLDR: Discord gf cucks me with jew so I attempt to kill myself in order to skip school.
