Hot waitress was giving me ioi

[uksucks]

She had a seductive facial expression and a slight smirk kind of like Natalie dormer

I noticed her when she walked past my table and the next time I was looking out for her and she did double side eye contact

Tall and skinny too

I wish I could've frozen time and stripped and fkd her in the restaurant in front of everyone

 

[brownmutt42]

Did she ask for tips?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

She had a seductive facial expression and a slight smirk kind of like Natalie dormer

I noticed her when she walked past my table and the next time I was looking out for her and she did double side eye contact

Tall and skinny too

I wish I could've frozen time and stripped and fkd her in the restaurant in front of everyone

Now imagine she came back to your table and said, "Close your eyes." And so you do.

A moment later, you ask, "Can I open them now?" However, there's no response. So you open them and she's gone but... she left her turd on your table along with a piece of paper with her phone number on it attached with a toothpick stuck inside the turd. Like a tiny flag!

 

[uksucks]

Did she ask for tips?

No she didn't serve me