Warlow
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Seeing the recent creative threads made by the rice and curry niggas on how each of their respective groups can ascend, I thought I could make an updated guide for how blacks can ascend.
Step 1. Thugmaxxing
No, I don't mean being masculine or being fearless. No, you need to engage and shooting, stealing, fighting cops, selling drugs, etc. Seeing as Israel wishes to promote the image of black men as thugs, you're better off embracing it than fighting against it. Also abandon the education cope, what are you a fucking nerd? Foids do not get wet from educated black dudes, they are attracted to ebonics and violence. Even better if you struggle to string sentences together.
Step 2. BBCmaxxing
This one is simple. Where gray sweatpants everywhere, take viagra's daily to keep those 4 hour erections and foids will rush to you like bees to honey. All data regarding dick size is wrong, average size of a Black man's phallus is 7.5 inches, if you are below that there are plenty of stores that sell cocksleeves, linked below.
Step 3. The Blind-side maxxing
If you are a black male who is 6'2+ and live in a ghetto in the US, look for a white family to adopt you who will turn you into a Division 1 college athlete. Can't play sports? No worries, you probably lack confidence. All black males on earth are capable of playing sports better than other races. At worst you ascend with your new mother and sister, and the good possibilities are endless
Step 4: Rap-careermaxxing
This one is perhaps the easiest one you can do. No talent, no connections, and no work ethic. Just get a bunch of guns, a bunch of niggas, and take a trip to the west side of your town and film a video there. Israel will favor your video in the algorithm and next thing you know you got a new record deal with Goldstein and tons of hoes and money.
This does not work if you try and have a message other than guns, bitches, weed, or ice however.
YES!
Tagging
@Kingkellz @Colvin188 @looksmaxxer234 @kjsbdfiusdf @Tyronecell @Blackmannnns @hairyballscel
Step 1. Thugmaxxing
No, I don't mean being masculine or being fearless. No, you need to engage and shooting, stealing, fighting cops, selling drugs, etc. Seeing as Israel wishes to promote the image of black men as thugs, you're better off embracing it than fighting against it. Also abandon the education cope, what are you a fucking nerd? Foids do not get wet from educated black dudes, they are attracted to ebonics and violence. Even better if you struggle to string sentences together.
Step 2. BBCmaxxing
This one is simple. Where gray sweatpants everywhere, take viagra's daily to keep those 4 hour erections and foids will rush to you like bees to honey. All data regarding dick size is wrong, average size of a Black man's phallus is 7.5 inches, if you are below that there are plenty of stores that sell cocksleeves, linked below.
Step 3. The Blind-side maxxing
If you are a black male who is 6'2+ and live in a ghetto in the US, look for a white family to adopt you who will turn you into a Division 1 college athlete. Can't play sports? No worries, you probably lack confidence. All black males on earth are capable of playing sports better than other races. At worst you ascend with your new mother and sister, and the good possibilities are endless
Step 4: Rap-careermaxxing
This one is perhaps the easiest one you can do. No talent, no connections, and no work ethic. Just get a bunch of guns, a bunch of niggas, and take a trip to the west side of your town and film a video there. Israel will favor your video in the algorithm and next thing you know you got a new record deal with Goldstein and tons of hoes and money.
This does not work if you try and have a message other than guns, bitches, weed, or ice however.
YES!
Tagging
@Kingkellz @Colvin188 @looksmaxxer234 @kjsbdfiusdf @Tyronecell @Blackmannnns @hairyballscel
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