How am I doing on this hinge convo? (Pics)

[SoberAndRetarded]

I’m so bad at this shit and I know I’m a boring texter. It’s weird because around my friends or after a drink I’m so much better but I’m trying to improve. Any tips? Also should I ask for her number now or is it over?

 

[Deleted member 2382]

not gonna read but I delete every convo after about 4 messages because I know every convo is a waste of time and destined to fail

 

[mazzi]

First text all I needed to read soy mf

 

[bignosesmallchin]

You typed all that just to not even end up fucking her? She’s like a 2/10 literal femcel

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

First text all I needed to read soy mf

Lol

 

[Deleted member 12234]

my guy the entire fuckin point of a dating app is to either 1. fuck a bitch or 2. go on dates to see if you two vibe IRL. You had multiple chances to offer a date yet you didn't. Like even on the last text when you asked if she did anything fun today. When she said no, you could've offered to do something fun. You could've said something like "Well maybe I can change that when I get back " and then offer to go some place. If you're carrying on convos for days without offering a date, it's over lol. You're basically just a penpal.

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

You typed all that just to not even end up fucking her? She’s like a 2/10 literal femcel

Lol Baby steps brother

 

[Deleted member 22623]

buddy boyo thats too much texting... ask if she wants to go out or fuck

 

[NFA PB]

If she doesn't send tit pics after the 4th/5th message text. its not happening.

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

my guy the entire fuckin point of a dating app is to either 1. fuck a bitch or 2. go on dates to see if you two vibe IRL. You had multiple chances to offer a date yet you didn't. Like even on the last text when you asked if she did anything fun today. When she said no, you could've offered to do something fun. You could've said something like "Well maybe I can change that when I get back " and then offer to go some place. If you're carrying on convos for days without offering a date, it's over lol. You're basically just a penpal.

Ok nice this is good

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

buddy boyo thats too much texting... ask if she wants to go out or fuck

Alright

 

[Deleted member 22918]

 

[Deleted member 19066]

JFL at her first response. Why are 20-25 year olds always so autistic in conversations like these?

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

If she doesn't send tit pics after the 4th/5th message text. its not happening.

I want to believe

thats life, that’s suffering

 

[444]

"You say you're not a rainbows and sunshine girl but your eyes have both! How is that possible?"

 

[Deleted member 22623]

here's an alternative dimension:


Chelsey: Hey!
You: Hey Chelsey, you have gorgeous *insert random trait*.. Do you wanna go for a coffee?

OR

Chelsey: Hey!
You: Hey Chelsey, I really like your *something*.. Wanna come back to my place and hang out, I'd really like to get to know you better

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

JFL at her first response. Why are 20-25 year olds always so autistic in conversations like these?

I somehow out autistic’d her though. But hey what does JFL mean?

"You say you're not a rainbows and sunshine girl but your eyes have both! How is that possible?"

I was being goofy like I thought chicms were into. I’m trying to be like a normie parks and rec watcher

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Lol Baby steps brother

Yea u right first girl I got my dick sucked by was femcel too but u still doing too much just ask if she wants to give you head or fuck

 

[Deleted member 19066]

"You say you're not a rainbows and sunshine girl but your eyes have both! How is that possible?"

''Do you need an exorcism?''

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

here's an alternative dimension:


Chelsey: Hey!
You: Hey Chelsey, you have gorgeous *insert random trait*.. Do you wanna go for a coffee?

OR

Chelsey: Hey!
You: Hey Chelsey, I really like your *something*.. Wanna come back to my place and hang out, I'd really like to get to know you better

But I thought I had to do some gay back and forth shit for awhile before that otherwise they might think I’m Jeffrey dahmer

''Do you need an exorcism?''

lmfaooo

 

[Deleted member 19066]

I somehow out autistic’d her though. But hey what does JFL mean?

I was being goofy like I thought chicms were into. I’m trying to be like a normie parks and rec watcher

It was a good move for her, she'd eat it up. But it's all so autistic, your playing high IQ autism game, tryna get an autistic bitch to stim on your shit I see.

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

It was a good move for her, she'd eat it up. But it's all so autistic, your playing high IQ autism game, tryna get an autistic bitch to stim on your shit I see.

I’m just here to learn brother

 

[Deleted member 17578]

JFL at her first response. Why are 20-25 year olds always so autistic in conversations like these?

Incel trait.

You play shit overly safe due to lack of options. I used to have the same issue.


Nowadays I know sending 'Face down, ass up?' to 20 girls with 19 deleting you and 1 being down to fuck straight away is far more efficient and self-respecting.

 

[Deleted member 22623]

But I thought I had to do some gay back and forth shit for awhile before that otherwise they might think I’m Jeffrey dahmer

lmfaooo

Back and forth shit is a death sentence on dating apps.. Nobody thinks you're Jeffrey Dahmer if they liked you and initiated the conversation on top of that

Golden rule will always be: arrange a meeting asap.

Literally nothing else matters

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

Incel trait.

You play shit overly safe due to lack of options. I used to have the same issue.


Nowadays I know sending 'Face down, ass up?' to 20 girls with 19 deleting you and 1 being down to fuck straight away is far more efficient and self-respecting.

I didn’t know about this, you’re telling me this for the first time. Idk if thats a hinge/bumble move tho, but then again I don’t know shit

 

[aBetterMii]

Incel trait.

You play shit overly safe due to lack of options. I used to have the same issue.


Nowadays I know sending 'Face down, ass up?' to 20 girls with 19 deleting you and 1 being down to fuck straight away is far more efficient and self-respecting.

Youre a giga fakecel?? O_O

 

[Xangsane]

I’m so bad at this shit and I know I’m a boring texter. It’s weird because around my friends or after a drink I’m so much better but I’m trying to improve. Any tips? Also should I ask for her number now or is it over?

You remind me of me a bit.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

"You say you're not a rainbows and sunshine girl but your eyes have both! How is that possible?"

corniest shit I ever saw

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

Back and forth shit is a death sentence on dating apps.. Nobody thinks you're Jeffrey Dahmer if they liked you and initiated the conversation on top of that

Golden rule will always be: arrange a meeting asap.

Literally nothing else matters

corniest shit I ever saw

corniest shit I ever saw

It’s not like I was being serious it was just a light opening. You motherfuckers act like I was serenading her with poetry, I just want to look like an idiot to take the pressure off her. I know it’s gay and I look like a fag when I show it to you guys but I guarantee you my T levels are fine. Now, help me get laid please

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Youre a giga fakecel?? O_O

No, I am a chadcel. See: https://looksmax.org/threads/i-mog-extremely-hard.584260/

I am so far ahead of women that we live in different realities and it becomes hard to connect

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

No, I am a chadcel. See: https://looksmax.org/threads/i-mog-extremely-hard.584260/

I am so far ahead of women that we live in different realities and it becomes hard to connect

You should try asking if there are rainbows and sunshine in their eyes

 

[Deleted member 22623]

It’s not like I was being serious it was just a light opening. You motherfuckers act like I was serenading her with poetry, I just want to look like an idiot to take the pressure off her. I know it’s gay and I look like a fag when I show it to you guys but I guarantee you my T levels are fine. Now, help me get laid please

It's not about being gay, you had your quota filled for conversation now... The first part could be fine, but at the point where you wrote "Thanks, I like to think I'm better in person. Did you do anything fun today?", you kinda fucked up by not just asking her out (like: "thanks, I like to think I'm wittier in person, why don't we meet for a coffee and I'll show you?")

Instead of rounding off the first conversational segment, which she ended with a compliment on top of it (meaning that she is interested in you), you started a new segment... This is not smart, especially considering it's very dead-ended (asking if she "did anything fun today")...

Judging by your texts you're not a bad conversationalist, but you need to be better at finding the openings where getting her off from hinge / tinder / whatever and on an actual date are.

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

It's not about being gay, you had your quota filled for conversation now... The first part could be fine, but at the point where you wrote "Thanks, I like to think I'm better in person. Did you do anything fun today?", you kinda fucked up by not just asking her out (like: "thanks, I like to think I'm wittier in person, why don't we meet for a coffee and I'll show you?")

Instead of rounding off the first conversational segment, which she ended with a compliment on top of it (meaning that she is interested in you), you started a new segment... This is not smart, especially considering it's very dead-ended (asking if she "did anything fun today")...

Judging by your texts you're not a bad conversationalist, but you need to be better at finding the openings where getting her off from hinge / tinder / whatever and on an actual date are.

Thank you, this is good to know.

 

[SoberAndRetarded]

It's not about being gay, you had your quota filled for conversation now... The first part could be fine, but at the point where you wrote "Thanks, I like to think I'm better in person. Did you do anything fun today?", you kinda fucked up by not just asking her out (like: "thanks, I like to think I'm wittier in person, why don't we meet for a coffee and I'll show you?")

Instead of rounding off the first conversational segment, which she ended with a compliment on top of it (meaning that she is interested in you), you started a new segment... This is not smart, especially considering it's very dead-ended (asking if she "did anything fun today")...

Judging by your texts you're not a bad conversationalist, but you need to be better at finding the openings where getting her off from hinge / tinder / whatever and on an actual date are.

I asked her out for drinks and she said “sure!” Nice assist brother, thanks

 

[ChristianChad]

nigga you to be kidding me