How am I not Chad when I literally look exactly like Stacy supermodel Claudia Schiffer?

[GuyFromSingapore]

I compared myself to her in the mirror and I look exactly like her.

Same eyes, same nose, same facial bones.

I'm Nordo Faelid exactly like her. I look like a male version of her.

Inb4 accusations that Curries can't have Euro phenos. Some Curries can look even Med or Iranian or Levantine.

My mom looks CroMagnid and my dad is Nordoid.