How am I supposed to go to school shortly

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

I'm so socially anxious and panicky

Any tips other than man up?

 

[acm]

Wear a mask of @Master

We all know in school he was the giga tyrone BBC slayer

so wearing a mask of him and reaffirming "I am @Master " should help you a lot

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Wear a mask of @Master

We all know in school he was the giga tyrone BBC slayer

so wearing a mask of him and reaffirming "I am @Master " should help you a lot

SInce when are mensa certified members on this site? Holy shit that's a great idea. Should I eat some buckets too to get more sigma like master?

 

[acm]

SInce when are mensa certified members on this site? Holy shit that's a great idea. Should I eat some buckets too to get more sigma like master?

The @Master way is a bucket in each hand and he somehow inhales the chicken into his mouth. Us plebs gotta use our hand. How are you supposed to post on .org with the bucket in one hand and the chicken in the other????

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

The @Master way is a bucket in each hand and he somehow inhales the chicken into his mouth. Us plebs gotta use our hand. How are you supposed to post on .org with the bucket in one hand and the chicken in the other????

Fucking real shit brother, will do

 

[.zonic]

So first thing's first there are a few prerequisites (obviously be Hmtn+ to actually climb up social hierarchy but here are some other things too)

1) You must mog or larp as mog in something else. Intelligence mog, Voice mog, physique mog.

2) Speak with confidence, don't stutter, and look them dead in the eye. I'm not joking. I literally stare into people's souls. When talking to a foid, keep a distance of roughly 3-5 feet. Foids like this. I fucking hate it when they invade my personal space, ive had many done this. When I was doing my math solutions with my partner (a foid) she was explaining that shit to everyone and bitch was literally touching my bicep and shoulders (might as well grab it slut ). When talking to a male, stand close. Unless he height mogs by more than 3 inches, stand really close, good posture, and talk confidently. Hand language, copy trump lol. I don't even know what the fuck my hand language is, I just copy Trump and Patrick Bateman honestly. Point in the air. Do whatever the fuck it takes.

3) the way you sit is incredibly important too. I would like to imagine sitting posture like this: (if wearing comfortable pants) your penis and balls should not be cramped and or felt uncomfortable. Unless you have some condition, or some shit, if you sit and ur balls are uncomfortable, low t faggot nigger and no girl will want u.

4) Always flex your knowledge. I intelligence maxxed through reviewing SAT and ACT handbooks. My dad also helped me alot ngl. Play HOI4 or Age of History to get a decent knowledge of world capitals, country flags, and places. Watch history videos. This is true knowledge btw.

5) If you are chad you don't need any of this remember that.

 

[User28823]

good luck on ur first day of school

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

just say hi to people, works for me

So first thing's first there are a few prerequisites (obviously be Hmtn+ to actually climb up social hierarchy but here are some other things too)

1) You must mog or larp as mog in something else. Intelligence mog, Voice mog, physique mog.

2) Speak with confidence, don't stutter, and look them dead in the eye. I'm not joking. I literally stare into people's souls. When talking to a foid, keep a distance of roughly 3-5 feet. Foids like this. I fucking hate it when they invade my personal space, ive had many done this. When I was doing my math solutions with my partner (a foid) she was explaining that shit to everyone and bitch was literally touching my bicep and shoulders (might as well grab it slut ). When talking to a male, stand close. Unless he height mogs by more than 3 inches, stand really close, good posture, and talk confidently. Hand language, copy trump lol. I don't even know what the fuck my hand language is, I just copy Trump and Patrick Bateman honestly. Point in the air. Do whatever the fuck it takes.

3) the way you sit is incredibly important too. I would like to imagine sitting posture like this: (if wearing comfortable pants) your penis and balls should not be cramped and or felt uncomfortable. Unless you have some condition, or some shit, if you sit and ur balls are uncomfortable, low t faggot nigger and no girl will want u.

4) Always flex your knowledge. I intelligence maxxed through reviewing SAT and ACT handbooks. My dad also helped me alot ngl. Play HOI4 or Age of History to get a decent knowledge of world capitals, country flags, and places. Watch history videos. This is true knowledge btw.

5) If you are chad you don't need any of this remember that.

also dnr

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

just say hi to people, works for me

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

good luck on ur first day of school

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I'll need it

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

I'm so socially anxious and panicky

Any tips other than man up?

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

So first thing's first there are a few prerequisites (obviously be Hmtn+ to actually climb up social hierarchy but here are some other things too)

1) You must mog or larp as mog in something else. Intelligence mog, Voice mog, physique mog.

2) Speak with confidence, don't stutter, and look them dead in the eye. I'm not joking. I literally stare into people's souls. When talking to a foid, keep a distance of roughly 3-5 feet. Foids like this. I fucking hate it when they invade my personal space, ive had many done this. When I was doing my math solutions with my partner (a foid) she was explaining that shit to everyone and bitch was literally touching my bicep and shoulders (might as well grab it slut ). When talking to a male, stand close. Unless he height mogs by more than 3 inches, stand really close, good posture, and talk confidently. Hand language, copy trump lol. I don't even know what the fuck my hand language is, I just copy Trump and Patrick Bateman honestly. Point in the air. Do whatever the fuck it takes.

3) the way you sit is incredibly important too. I would like to imagine sitting posture like this: (if wearing comfortable pants) your penis and balls should not be cramped and or felt uncomfortable. Unless you have some condition, or some shit, if you sit and ur balls are uncomfortable, low t faggot nigger and no girl will want u.

4) Always flex your knowledge. I intelligence maxxed through reviewing SAT and ACT handbooks. My dad also helped me alot ngl. Play HOI4 or Age of History to get a decent knowledge of world capitals, country flags, and places. Watch history videos. This is true knowledge btw.

5) If you are chad you don't need any of this remember that.

Nigga I need a tutorial on how to be present at school and not get bullied and made fun of for my recessed maxilla, I don't want to socialize

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

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it sounds like a meme (and it kinda is) but 80% of my friendships started that way, its really not that deep, you dont have to do mental gymnastics

 

[.zonic]

just say hi to people, works for me

also dnr

You can kill yourself you loser faggot nigger. People think it's funny to comment dnr on good shit and it's not honestly. Fucking loser nigger. Your mom is a slut, and you are a pathetic loser fucking nigger. You should get a rope and cut yourself while hanging off from your door. Fucking pathetic loser nigger. People like you make me want to go ER. Lucky I am afraid of jail.

 

[.zonic]

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Nigga I need a tutorial on how to be present at school and not get bullied and made fun of for my recessed maxilla, I don't want to socialize

new school bhai?

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

it sounds like a meme (and it kinda is) but 80% of my friendships started that way, its really not that deep, you dont have to do mental gymnastics

Nigga do u want me to insert that pic again or what? Fucking hell u don't know in what different worlds we live jfl

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

ne

new school bhai?

Nah just trynna get by easier

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

You can kill yourself you loser faggot nigger. People think it's funny to comment dnr on good shit and it's not honestly. Fucking loser nigger. Your mom is a slut, and you are a pathetic loser fucking nigger. You should get a rope and cut yourself while hanging off from your door. Fucking pathetic loser nigger. People like you make me want to go ER. Lucky I am afraid of jail.

dnr

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

Fucking hell u don't know in what different worlds we live jfl

wdym by this? looks can carry you in the aspect of doing friends but its wayyy less important than you may think, i also think everyone got something to offer in a group personality wise (funny, charismatic, intelligent, etc)

 

[santnewgen]

gl bhai

 

[ShowerCelling]

I'm so socially anxious and panicky

Any tips other than man up?

cum on stacy

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

I didn't go and am dropping out fuck these niggers