how are you supposed to prepare for a date

[axttt_]

my incel brain doesn't know what to do and I'm supposed to be meeting up with a girl in a couple weeks
what is the whole process to look as good as possible smell good all that shit

 

[Deleted member 74849]

Wash your dick

 

[axttt_]

Wash your dick

room temp iq idea asking this question on this forum

 

[Deleted member 74849]

room temp iq idea asking this question on this forum

When you go out with friends are you thinking about it? Exactly.

 

[RealNinja]

Just make sure you look clean and well groomed. Trim/wash/file your fingernails, shave or trim facial hair, shampoo and condition your hair. Apply deodorant and cologne after showering. Make sure your clothes are clean and not wrinkly. Brush your teeth and use a tongue scraper. Chapstick on lips. Shave your dick and balls just in case. If she’s coming back to your place, organize it, sweep and vacuum, clean the bathroom well. As far as mentally preparing, just relax. Dont try to come up with smooth lines to say, ur Going to sound autistic. Just stay calm, don’t give off a high cortisol/nervous vibe, that will dry her pussy up

 

[Deleted member 16636]

Take something to calm your nerves, alcohol pregabalin etc. Not too much though you don’t want to appear like a retard.

 

[Deleted member 48352]

dating

 

[violentrose]

Idk

 

[axttt_]

Just make sure you look clean and well groomed. Trim/wash/file your fingernails, shave or trim facial hair, shampoo and condition your hair. Apply deodorant and cologne after showering. Make sure your clothes are clean and not wrinkly. Brush your teeth and use a tongue scraper. Chapstick on lips. Shave your dick and balls just in case. If she’s coming back to your place, organize it, sweep and vacuum, clean the bathroom well. As far as mentally preparing, just relax. Dont try to come up with smooth lines to say, ur Going to sound autistic. Just stay calm, don’t give off a high cortisol/nervous vibe, that will dry her pussy up

Take something to calm your nerves, alcohol pregabalin etc. Not too much though you don’t want to appear like a retard.

thank u niggas for giving actual responses

 

[Deleted member 88758]

You are supposed to be genetically good enough for your chosen partner to copulate with

 

[ChimpBall]

Starve yourself 1 day before and get a ton of potassium in

 

[axttt_]

b

 

[Deleted member 19325]

I make sure i get so high and try to make it the worst date possible , i have explained this theory multiple times and why i think this is the way to guarantee a 2nd date or at least a slay somewhere down the line

 

[axttt_]

I make sure i get so high and try to make it the worst date possible , i have explained this theory multiple times and why i think this is the way to guarantee a 2nd date or at least a slay somewhere down the line

nigga what

 

[Deleted member 44222]

Mog the foid by 2 points, you dont have to worry about impressing the bitch then

 

[axttt_]

Mog the foid by 2 points, you dont have to worry about impressing the bitch then

me and her are looksmatched tbh
might be over

 

[Kroker]

thank u niggas for giving actual responses

Baclofen is a muscle relaxer and anlyxotic
10mg would do the job

 

[Deleted member 110759]

Wash your dick

And yourself. Just groom.

 

[nogymforyourface]

Put a butt plug in your ass and sing a song in french when you meet her

 

[Troglodyte452]

all Ive done before my first date was just take a little bottle of vodka with me, drank it on my way to the park and it went good

 

[Deleted member 74849]

thank u niggas for giving actual responses

Do you usually smell of shit and dress in rags found on the street?
A problem that teenagers now have even more than before is that they are inept. You don't have to ask others to wash your ass and making mistakes is no big deal.