How attractive is my friend?

[popemayehm]

Hey, it's been a while since I've posted on here but my friend insists he is extremely attractive, and can not for the life of him understand why he has yet to land a girlfriend, let alone lose his virginity. I don't think he is ugly as sin, but I do not think he is as attractive as he may imagine. I fear his ego is clouding his judgment when it comes to his masculine aesthetic, especially around his weight. So, can you guys please settle our debate? Is my friend attractive, and if not, what are his flaws and what can he do to improve them?
(I've told him multiple times he needs to drop some pounds as he eats uncontrollably and has a general chub to his frame)

 

[mopheadcody]

Balding classic

 

[popemayehm]

Balding classic

He tried steriods for hair growth and it didn't work out, so he is hoping to obtain enough money to get a foreign hair transplant

 

[mopheadcody]

He tried steriods for hair growth and it didn't work out, so he is hoping to obtain enough money to get a foreign hair transplant

all of that to land on a tremendous low mtn

 

[Pencil]

all of that to land on a tremendous low mtn

 

[samu_hrv]

He tried steriods for hair growth and it didn't work out, so he is hoping to obtain enough money to get a foreign hair transplant

he should still be on fin and/or dut just so he doesn’t lose even more and make sure he doesn’t cheap out on the surgery

 

[ForestRotter]

damn

 

[matchaguy]

Yikes! Definitely a bit tubby, and he has this smile that makes him look perverted. Truly a face only a mother could love.