How Average Looksmaxers Measure Penises

[thecel]

TLDR = Eugene, a nanodicklet, frauds his way from 4.5 inches to 8 inches in erect cock length

Eugene’s non-bone-pressed erect penile length is a measly 4.5 inches.

Ashamed of his genital inferiority, he searches the web on how penis sizes should be measured. He learns that the method that’s scientific standard is bone-pressed erect length, so he measures bone-pressing as hard as he can and reaches 5 inches.

Eugene’s ego inflates, and he attempts a 3rd measure. His dick naturally tilts upwards when it’s erect. This time, he manually pushes his dick downwards and gets a measurement of 5.32 inches.

Happy but not yet satisfied, Eugene pulls a conversion maneuver. He measures in centimeters instead of in inches. 5.32 inches equals 13.5128 cm. 13.5128 cm rounds up to 14 cm. 14 cm equals 5.5118 inches. 5.5118 rounds up to 6 inches.

Now he’s getting there. But he isn’t done. Eugene considers, since he’s a virgin and a coomer, his dick may not be as big as it’ll be if a real nude woman were in front of him. He adds 0.25 additional inches to compensate for this. His dick size is 6.25 inches now.

He converts to centimeters, 15.875 cm, and rounds it up to 16 cm.

New Dick Size = 16 cm = 6.2992126 in rounds up to 6.3 inches rounds up to 6.5 inches

Newer Dick Size = 6.5 inches

Eugene accepts 6.5 inches as his personal dick size measurement. Then he sees the following NSFW pic on Looksmax.org—

Spoiler: NSFW

Eugene notices that the measuring tape in the picture starts at 1 and not 0. He thinks, if that dude frauds, I might as well fraud too. Eugene bumps his penis size up by 1 inch, giving him a 7.5-inches erect length.

Um, 7.5 rounds up to 8.

8 inches it is!

Looksmax.org penis size poll(erect)

Come on guys be honest no ones gonna see it anyway 🤷‍♂️

looksmax.org

 

[Entschuldigung]

But what's your size?

 

[thecel]

But what's your size?

Eugene’s actual size

 

[Entschuldigung]

Eugene’s actual size

I don't lie about myself, why would I
On the average I'm a little above 7 inches which is 18cm, when I have 1% erections (don't happen often maybe I'm low t) I can reach 18.5+ I think I'm close to 19cm when I'm 100% erect but it's rare. I have to try Viagra or something to know my limit.

 

[Hypno]

Dickcel

 

[Vermilioncore]

I don’t know, I’m crowning. My shit is up against my sphincter. I can smell it. Hmm. Chinese or Italian? What you think? Will my shit smell asian if I choose the former?

 

[Hypno]

I don’t know, I’m crowning. My shit is up against my sphincter. I can smell it. Hmm. Chinese or Italian? What you think? Will my shit smell asian if I choose the former?

Demon like

 

[Warlow]

I don't lie about myself, why would I
On the average I'm a little above 7 inches which is 18cm, when I have 1% erections (don't happen often maybe I'm low t) I can reach 18.5+ I think I'm close to 19cm when I'm 100% erect but it's rare. I have to try Viagra or something to know my limit.

he's literally doing exactly what you described @thecel

Not satisfied with his first measurement eugene tries again and then again, and one last time and there he goes.

 

[Entschuldigung]

he's literally doing exactly what you described @thecel

Not satisfied with his first measurement eugene tries again and then again, and one last time and there he goes.

If you wanna see it ask properly bro

 

[Warlow]

If you wanna see it ask properly bro

whether you lie or not doesn't matter, every stat on this site is inflated for the most part.

with that being said, I dickmog even horses to the grave

 

[Entschuldigung]

whether you lie or not doesn't matter, every stat on this site is inflated for the most part.

with that being said, I dickmog even horses to the grave

Well from what I remember you're black
From the start everyone thinks you're above 8

 

[Warlow]

Well from what I remember you're black
From the start everyone thinks you're above 8

my point is there's no point in giving your stats on these places. It's all smoke and mirrors, because the average of every physical trait here is like 90th percentile, no one believes it unless there's proof. That's why I just laugh at this shit.

 

[volcelfatcel]

do this but for height instead

 

[Entschuldigung]

my point is there's no point in giving your stats on these places. It's all smoke and mirrors, because the average of every physical trait here is like 90th percentile, no one believes it unless there's proof. That's why I just laugh at this shit.

I can prove that's why I never lie
There's no need

 

[Ynot]

I don't lie about myself, why would I
On the average I'm a little above 7 inches which is 18cm, when I have 1% erections (don't happen often maybe I'm low t) I can reach 18.5+ I think I'm close to 19cm when I'm 100% erect but it's rare. I have to try Viagra or something to know my limit.

Bonepressed?

 

[Deleted member 17027]

TLDR = Eugene, a nanodicklet, frauds his way from 4.5 inches to 8 inches in erect cock length

Eugene’s non-bone-pressed erect penile length is a measly 4.5 inches.

Ashamed of his genital inferiority, he searches the web on how penis sizes should be measured. He learns that the method that’s scientific standard is bone-pressed erect length, so he measures bone-pressing as hard as he can and reaches 5 inches.

Eugene’s ego inflates, and he attempts a 3rd measure. His dick naturally tilts upwards when it’s erect. This time, he manually pushes his dick downwards and gets a measurement of 5.32 inches.

Happy but not yet satisfied, Eugene pulls a conversion maneuver. He measures in centimeters instead of in inches. 5.32 inches equals 13.5128 cm. 13.5128 cm rounds up to 14 cm. 14 cm equals 5.5118 inches. 5.5118 rounds up to 6 inches.

Now he’s getting there. But he isn’t done. Eugene considers, since he’s a virgin and a coomer, his dick may not be as big as it’ll be if a real nude woman were in front of him. He adds 0.25 additional inches to compensate for this. His dick size is 6.25 inches now.

He converts to centimeters, 15.875 cm, and rounds it up to 16 cm.

New Dick Size = 16 cm = 6.2992126 in rounds up to 6.3 inches rounds up to 6.5 inches

Newer Dick Size = 6.5 inches

Eugene accepts 6.5 inches as his personal dick size measurement. Then he sees the following NSFW pic on Looksmax.org—

Spoiler: NSFW

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Eugene notices that the measuring tape in the picture starts at 1 and not 0. He thinks, if that dude frauds, I might as well fraud too. Eugene bumps his penis size up by 1 inch, giving him a 7.5-inches erect length.

Um, 7.5 rounds up to 8.

8 inches it is!

Looksmax.org penis size poll(erect)

Come on guys be honest no ones gonna see it anyway 🤷‍♂️

looksmax.org

LMFAOOOO

 

[Deleted member 8904]

bone pressed is legit way to measure cock

 

[Deleted member 20652]

Eugene’s actual size

My tarse is 14.5 cm length 13.5 cm girth

Is it possible or impossible to get white women?

//UNCLE THOMAS