How bad of an idea is to steal test from the hospital?

[averagejoe]

so basically i was at the hospital the other day because of my broken finger, and as i was heading to physiotherapy section i spotted a drawer with a Testosterone name tag and a shit ton of warning stickers, i was alone in there and i lowkey want to sneak some in my pocket next time im there, and yes, i know im retarded

 

[averagejoe]

btw dont sue me this is a “joke” (not entirely)

 

[spyspy]

Drugs theft is taken seriously by police, since a lot of junkies try to steal opioids
+ cameras are almost everywhere