How Can I Ascend to CL; Am open to surgery and have the money

[CherryVinyls]

Haircut has already been fixed by the way; no need for advice on that.

Edit: Skin has already been fixed with extensive and expensive care and the photo in which my forehead looks gargantuan is heavily distorted by the fact I took it off a computer screen.

 

[CherryVinyls]

That isn't me

But he mogs you to death anyway and is just making a goofy expressive face while you rot in discomfort due to your massive forehead and shiny dome

No dude!! You look like a supermodel!

 

[Sushifart]

What does that even mean? You look ridiculous bro; this is insane. This entire site is fucked dude. Do ANY of you guys talk to women?

I talk to your mom sometimes. I'm srs

Her name is Diane and she's from Colorado, right

 

[CherryVinyls]

I talk to your mom sometimes. I'm srs

Her name is Diane and she's from Colorado, right

A little bit more south and with a name that starts with K but then you’re getting close.

 

[aids]

Because i’m lying in bed bored as fuck and don’t want to take photos; i’m a stranger on the internet and instead of scrolling you complained like a fucking loser.

Embarrassing yourself buddy.
You can't take criticism for shit. I didn't complain, I questioned your behaviour. To lash out and call me a loser is just projecting you moron.

 

[aids]

What does that even mean? You look ridiculous bro; this is insane. This entire site is fucked dude. Do ANY of you guys talk to women?

Ironic to ask for advice on a site that you claim is fucked.
Get a grip baldy.

 

[coolesteyelid]

Alarplasty, Forehead reduction, Accutane and Gym

 

[BeatleJuiceFanBoy10]

Reincarnate