How can I be a landwhale?

[RAITEIII]

My skin is so thin and Im losing all fat pads on my face I dont know how... also I eat decent wtf? Even if I gain weight in only goes to my belly and I keep losing everywhere else

 

[Chadeep]

All your fat goes to the dick

 

[john2]

You aren't a female, so just forget about it unless you're gonna transition.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

You aren't a female, so just forget about it unless you're gonna transition.

Dad bods are the new meta bhai