How can I be like James Sapphire?

[Deleted member 117770]

Tell me the methods

 

[Demonstrator]

punch yourself and end up with punch drunk syndrome which makes you into a lolcow who everyone laughs at for their own amusement

 

[Deleted member 117770]

özünüzü yumruqlayın və nəticədə punch sərxoş sindromu ilə nəticələnin ki, bu da sizi hər kəsin öz əyləncəsi üçün güldüyü lolkovaya çevirir.

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[Deleted member 117770]

punch yourself and end up with punch drunk syndrome which makes you into a lolcow who everyone laughs at for their own amusement

I'm not kidding.

 

[moggerofhumanity]

Everything you say should look like this: Yo wassup guys. It's Arif here , today we're gonna do some bonesmashing

. So I learned this from John Pork , so basically you smash you jaw to CAUSE A SWELLING THERE , AND YEA THAT'S IT .​

I can't believe I actually just typed that.

 

[Deleted member 117770]

Everything you say should look like this: Yo wassup guys. It's Arif here , today we're gonna do some bonesmashing

. So I learned this from John Pork , so basically you smash you jaw to CAUSE A SWELLING THERE , AND YEA THAT'S IT .​

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I can't believe I actually just typed that.

haha very funny.

 

[moggerofhumanity]

haha very funny.

I actually can't tell if you're being satirical. Hey! I put my heart and soul into that, don't you dare insult it

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Go get some guy to turn u into a deformed Ken doll

 

[Deleted member 117770]

Go get some guy to turn u into a deformed Ken doll

Bad

 

[hawk2]

Tell me the methods

Bonesmash by beating yourself in front of your opps until you ascend before their very eyes

 

[Deleted member 117770]

Bonesmash by beating yourself in front of your opps until you ascend before their very eyes

The bonesmash method is correct. I checked it and it worked.