how can i become a professional gamer?

[Deleted member 23239]

what should i do at this point
wait for new game or what?

i never played cs go, overwatch, dota, cod or other cool games


what should i do to make money from it
is there a chance i will be real good


my strenght is that im consistent and can masturbate one thing forever, sort of like sv3rige in runescape

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Aint gonna happen old man

 

[ihatereddit]

Just have top 0.01% talent and spent all your formative years grinding 1 game theory

 

[Deleted member 23239]

cant read my cant read my no he cant read my poker face

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Just have top 0.01% talent and spent all your formative years grinding 1 game theory

i can grind like crazy bro im ill

 

[ihatereddit]

i can grind like crazy bro im ill

esports players retire at 25
its over 4 you

 

[Deleted member 18879]

within 800 hours of dota 2, i was within the top 1% of players, i then had muscle atrophy and and from that point on my life has been shit. god wants me to fail, so i will do nothing but ldar.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

esports players retire at 25
its over 4 you

its a new sport, dude
i will peak at 30s

normies go to college and work and im already at 365 days a year holiday because of poker money

 

[Deleted member 23239]

within 800 hours of dota 2, i was within the top 1% of players, i then had muscle atrophy and and from that point on my life has been shit. god wants me to fail, so i will do nothing but ldar.

you could have made some money boosting accounts for noobs

 

[Bojack]

You don’t need pinnacle skills. Just join every damn tournament online/lan that you can find and boom you are a professional gamer

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Just be PewDiePie

 

[dimorphism]

i never played cs go, overwatch, dota, cod or other cool games

same. got called oldfag for that. not my fault i'm poorfag.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

You don’t need pinnacle skills. Just join every damn tournament online/lan that you can find and boom you are a professional gamer

i will make it and if i lose i would throw fists with the opponents

 

[Bojack]

i will make it and if i lose i would throw fists with the opponents

Legit i have studied many of these “professional gamers” they are weak as fuck physically. One solid shot would explode them. You could probably bully them before the game and get them to throw it so u can win schoolyard bully style

 

[Deleted member 25710]

within 800 hours of dota 2, i was within the top 1% of players, i then had muscle atrophy and and from that point on my life has been shit. god wants me to fail, so i will do nothing but ldar.

sure bro
what was your mmr

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Legit i have studied many of these “professional gamers” they are weak as fuck physically. One solid shot would explode them. You could probably bully them before the game and get them to throw it so u can win schoolyard bully style

ye i imagine i would first punch the biggest and scare the team by knocking him out
possibly they would have 1 or 2 more to fuck w me but im a solid middleweight with a knockout power so its over for them too

 

[Bashan]

esports players retire at 25
its over 4 you

Brutal when I watch old players talking about how they cope with that shit, saying it doesn't matter etc yet they fell off brutally.

 

[Bojack]

ye i imagine i would first punch the biggest and scare the team by knocking him out
possibly they would have 1 or 2 more to fuck w me but im a solid middleweight with a knockout power so its over for them too

Lol you should move to korea with this mindset. It’d be legit as hell. Chit imagine some 24/7s like what hbo does with fighters and stuff to build up fights. You can talk that shit on camera and fuck em up irl.

 

[Deleted member 18879]

you could have made some money boosting accounts for noobs

indeed. you can start boosting accs at about 5k, but sadly my arm perished before that happened. god really hates me.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

indeed. you can start boosting accs at about 5k, but sadly my arm perished before that happened. god really hates me.

i talk with my friend on discord now, he is pro dota player. he says you are lying and top 1% doesnt even mean shit

whats your mmr

 

[Deleted member 18879]

sure bro
what was your mmr

4.9k it was back in 2018-2019, i was raping hard with 74% wr ursa and couldve got much much higher as i was owning just too hard

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Lol you should move to korea with this mindset. It’d be legit as hell. Chit imagine some 24/7s like what hbo does with fighters and stuff to build up fights. You can talk that shit on camera and fuck em up irl.

bro i will be like russel crowe , my tv show and shit
i will be knocking out gooks all around korea and provoking them
thanks for idea

fights with randoms

 

[Deleted member 18879]

bro i will be like russel crowe , my tv show and shit
i will be knocking out gooks all around korea and provoking them
thanks for idea

fights with randoms

5k mmr is enough to boost accounts for £5 an hour thats good enough for me

 

[Deleted member 23239]

5k mmr is enough to boost accounts for £5 an hour thats good enough for me

my friends plays in international and he wants pvp with you

 

[Bojack]

ye i imagine i would first punch the biggest and scare the team by knocking him out
possibly they would have 1 or 2 more to fuck w me but im a solid middleweight with a knockout power so its over for them too

Lol you should move to korea with this mindset. It’d be legit as hell. Chit imagine some 24/7s like what hbo does with fighters and stuff to build up fights. You can talk that shit on camera and fuck em up irl.

bro i will be like russel crowe , my tv show and shit
i will be knocking out gooks all around korea and provoking them
thanks for idea

fights with randoms

yea man just imagine wandering korea terrorizing the population. I watch a lot of videos of the street life in asian countries. They steer clear of masculine men. All you gotta do is walk through the streets with someone filming you and they all start runnin

 

[Deleted member 18879]

my friends plays in international and he wants pvp with you

your friend mogs me to death. at no point was i at pro level (you dont need to be pro to boost account for small amount of money)

 

[Deleted member 24671]

Hope

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

within 800 hours of dota 2, i was within the top 1% of players, i then had muscle atrophy and and from that point on my life has been shit. god wants me to fail, so i will do nothing but ldar.

I mean you can still do coaching and gain 40$ per hour if you are top 1%

I am currently 5900mmr