How can I fraud 5 inches of height

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@Node Let's brainstorm

We can be 6 foot if we solve this riddle.
 
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@Disabledcel

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Timbs
 
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Start wearing @Amnesia lifts

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@Disabledcel doesnt like timbs because they make his stupid face stick out more
 
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3 more inches to go

I say we can just add on an inch for precaution so we only need 2 more inches

Maybe 2 inch height boosters.
 
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nigger above & below me is gay
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3 more inches to go

I say we can just add on an inch for precaution so we only need 2 more inches

Maybe 2 inch height boosters.
Wowowow
 
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You cant retard
I just did you bastard

So, firstly buy timbs or any boots for that purpose.

Fluff up your hair a bit.

Wear a pair of thick socks.

2 inch boosters.

Boom I'm 5'11.

Last step, tell her you're actually 6 foot because an inch doesn't matter that much.
 
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asics gel nyc they alone give around 1 inch + 4 inch insoles, youre going to larp its orthpaedical insoles
 
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I just did you bastard

So, firstly buy timbs or any boots for that purpose.

Fluff up your hair a bit.

Wear a pair of thick socks.

2 inch boosters.

Boom I'm 5'11.

Last step, tell her you're actually 6 foot because an inch doesn't matter that much.
Sure bud.
Btw I’m 6’ I was larping yesterday
 
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I just did you bastard

So, firstly buy timbs or any boots for that purpose.

Fluff up your hair a bit.

Wear a pair of thick socks.

2 inch boosters.

Boom I'm 5'11.

Last step, tell her you're actually 6 foot because an inch doesn't matter that much.
2 inch boosters ≠ 5 inches, try 5 inches and you will look like a retard
 
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2 inch boosters ≠ 5 inches, try 5 inches and you will look like a retard
2 inch boosters + 1.5-2 from timbs is 4 inches
 
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Add another inch, 6ft will sound better then 5'11 nigga
That was literally part of my plan bud.

Comprehension skills are vital in today's society.
 
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That was literally part of my plan bud.

Comprehension skills are vital in today's society.
You said 4 inches, you took out 1 inch from your little "plan" pal.
 
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doc martens and boosters i guess
 
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