HOW CAN I FRAUD MY HEIGHT AT THE BEACH? (GTFIH)

[PrettyboyQ]

That's the neat part, you don't

nigga I am.

 

[irishltn]

I've been looking for something similar to slippers where I can add height boosters and then cover it with the cloth it already has (which is how I fraud my height at home and at other peoples house')

I can't really find anything, the best I've found are these, it looks like they might add 1.5inches which is decent but I wanted something where I CAN add the boosters myself

The Casual Clog in Pelican Raffia-Knit | Rothy's

Shop The Casual Clog in Pelican Raffia-Knit from Rothy's. Our slip on clogs for women come in merino wool blend or hemp, with a contoured footbed for arch support.

rothys.com

Just be autist and wear normal shoes on the beach and refuse to go into the water

 

[Aloof]

Go to the beach in the middle of the night and make vantage points

Good luck!