How can I gain weight without going to the gym?

[Deleted member 4362]

Public gyms are too subhuman

 

[Darkthrone]

devour goyslop

 

[Br0sk1]

If you eat a huge caloric surplus and do lots of roids, you will gain tons of muscle and strength even doing jack shit.

There's been an oft-replicated study where guys who took 600 mg of pharma grade test (very conservative by modern bodybuilding standards) gained more muscle and strength than guys who stayed drug free but continued training at the gym.