How can I get with my friend’s older sister

[TerminatorGenisys9]

I had a friend at uni who was a sophomore but transferred out this semester. I met his sister a couple of times during last semester as she would randomly pop in to do something. I never really tried talking to her bc my friend was there and he would give me shit for it calling me a chud saying “you were so silent in front of my sister scared of her not saying a word” this guy just wanted me to fuck his sister or something idk

Anyways he visited over the weekend for our friend’s 21 but this time I was gone. He told me that his sister was talking about me and was saying I have cute feminine features.

So my new plan is I’m going to buy matcha from her and flirt with her in the moment and hope something comes out of it. I’m a freshman and she’s a senior so this will be harder to do but um I think my friend wants me to do it I mean why else would he tell me and why else has he always given me shit for not talking to his sister.

Any way I could like guarantee her number or insta. I only think this matcha meet up can be set up by him but the next one she will tell me to follow the business insta or some bs if I am too pussy to ask for her number

 

[futureschizo]

ask your friend to put you on

 

[TerminatorGenisys9]

ask your friend to put you on

I mean I could try but what would he even say. “Hey my friend thinks you’re cute give him a shot”

I feel like me seeing her tmrw and just giving her crazy eye contact will be enough. I’ll try my best to mimic the performance Lorenzo zurzolo had on his pe teacher in baby and bag her even though she’s older

 

[xwl666]

Kill him and save her from depression

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

I mean I could try but what would he even say. “Hey my friend thinks you’re cute give him a shot”

I feel like me seeing her tmrw and just giving her crazy eye contact will be enough. I’ll try my best to mimic the performance Lorenzo zurzolo had on his pe teacher in baby and bag her even though she’s older

 

[Deleted member 22511]

If a little brother is trying to get you to fuck his older sister, STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Something VERY BAD is going on in that family. You'll probably get blackmailed and forced into some quasi-satanic hippie sex cult if you take the bait.

 

[curt0121]

just get with him instead
matcha date is too much effort

 

[bigseedy]

ur friend got some cuck fantasies

 

[Zeuxx]

ur friend got some cuck fantasies

nigga it’s his sister, not his girl,

Are u into incest or smth nga

 

[bigseedy]

nigga it’s his sister, not his girl,

Are u into incest or smth nga

nigga r u retarded u can have cuck fantasies for your own fam if you’re demented enough

 

[Zeuxx]

nigga r u retarded u can have cuck fantasies for your own fam if you’re demented enough

Have we lost the plot bruh

 

[bigseedy]

Have we lost the plot bruh

probably bro we’re both debating the definition of cuck on a looksmaxxing website

 

[Zeuxx]

probably bro we’re both debating the definition of cuck on a looksmaxxing website

YOU have lost the plot.

 

[bigseedy]

YOU have lost the plot.

you asking us if its okay to fuck your friends older sister bc hes giving you hints he wants you to fuck her bro

 

[Zeuxx]

you asking us if its okay to fuck your friends older sister bc hes giving you hints he wants you to fuck her bro

thats what OP said not me bru

 

[bigseedy]

thats what OP said not me bru

im retarded bro my bad but you can genuinely have cuck or weird ass incest kinks towards someone you know fucking a member of your family. i forgot the word specifically

 

[quan1]

js get rlly close to ur friend to the point where ur closer to her. also follow her on socials and from there its ur game

 

[Deleted member 183169]

If a little brother is trying to get you to fuck his older sister, STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Something VERY BAD is going on in that family. You'll probably get blackmailed and forced into some quasi-satanic hippie sex cult if you take the bait.

or what if his friend just wants to be more than friends

 

[femboytriadlover61]

 

[Deleted member 51358]

Average normie male friendship

 

[daking]

I had a friend at uni who was a sophomore but transferred out this semester. I met his sister a couple of times during last semester as she would randomly pop in to do something. I never really tried talking to her bc my friend was there and he would give me shit for it calling me a chud saying “you were so silent in front of my sister scared of her not saying a word” this guy just wanted me to fuck his sister or something idk

Anyways he visited over the weekend for our friend’s 21 but this time I was gone. He told me that his sister was talking about me and was saying I have cute feminine features.

So my new plan is I’m going to buy matcha from her and flirt with her in the moment and hope something comes out of it. I’m a freshman and she’s a senior so this will be harder to do but um I think my friend wants me to do it I mean why else would he tell me and why else has he always given me shit for not talking to his sister.

Any way I could like guarantee her number or insta. I only think this matcha meet up can be set up by him but the next one she will tell me to follow the business insta or some bs if I am too pussy to ask for her number

dude