How can I look this good without taking autistic selfies in the dark?

[Ponder]

 

[St. Wristcel]

Op I suggest you delete this before getting bullied
however, lose facial fat first

 

[Ponder]

Op I suggest you delete this before getting bullied
however, lose facial fat first

Who the fuck would even bother bullying a greycel lmao

 

[Rabbi]

Who the fuck would even bother bullying a greycel lmao

Oh you poor innocent child

 

[goat2x]

are you a jew?

 

[Ponder]

are you a jew?

No kek I inherited this PSL minus 3 nose from my grandma

 

[goat2x]

what are u then

 

[Ponder]

what are u then

Dunno, 90% of my family is blue-eyed whites, but my grandma is some weird-ass race mix and somehow all her subhuman genes passed to me

At least I have tanned flawless skin I guess

 

[goat2x]

get a nosejob your eye area is pretty good tbh

 

[Ponder]

get a nosejob your eye area is pretty good tbh

I actually already had a nosejob before, now about 2 years ago. My nose used to be way bigger from the side. The surgeon shaved it down and my septum is the ideal size and shape now. But my tip is now extremely bulbous and wide, and hangs a little bit

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

I actually already had a nosejob before, now about 2 years ago. My nose used to be way bigger from the side. The surgeon shaved it down and my septum is the ideal size and shape now. But my tip is now extremely bulbous and wide, and hangs a little bit

Holy fucking shit, you are telling me that this is your nose AFTER a nosejob? I will never complain about my nose again.
My condolences, OP.

 

[Ponder]

Holy fucking shit, you are telling me that this is your nose AFTER a nosejob? I will never complain about my nose again.
My condolences, OP.
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Wait until you see my "before" nose

Before:

After:

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Wait until you see my "before" nose

Before:
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After:
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I mean compared to the before It's a big improvement. Damn bro, god really dealt you an awful hand with this one.