How can I salvage my death tier profile?

[Strafe]

Looksmaxxing section because I don’t want a rate, just desperately need advice. Sorry for deep fried photo quality, my phone sucks dick.

I’ve been on suicide watch for the past couple days over how fucking apocalyptic my profile is. Not only am I a flat faced pug, I’ve been genetically engineered by a crack team of American scientists to have the longest, most forward leaning neck ever.

God fucked up making me and accidentally moved all my forward growth from my head to my fucking neck.

Please tell me what I can do, anything, to fix this fucking monstrosity. I would perform lefort 3 on myself awake with a hooker’s rusty crack spoon if it meant fixing this mess. But It seems like even if I fix my forward head posture my neck will just look absurdly long and failo me just as much.

FUCK

 

[BradAniston]

 

[Strafe]

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I would kill my entire family on Christmas Day for this to be reality

 

[Deleted member 5385]

Its not that bad
You have good gonial angle and your mandible is parallel to floor- two crusial things which are unfixable. Lucky
Flat maxilla and zygos- first try MSE+FM, if you still won't be satisfied get high Le Fort
And please fix head posture- over time its will help your cranial base.

 

[BradAniston]

I would kill my entire family on Christmas Day for this to be reality

Just gave you chin osteomy + browridge implant
Fix your posture and hit the gym with neck training.

 

[Deleted member 7125]

mogs me hard

 

[Deleted member 2748]

first of all, grow your fucking hair
buzzcut is a meme

 

[Strafe]

first of all, grow your fucking hair
buzzcut is a meme

Tell me about it. I fell for it hard two months ago. I’m growing it out as fast as I can srs.

 

[Deleted member 2748]

also, bimax + browridge implant

 

[Deleted member 7725]

You just need fillers tbh. Nothing bad.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

also, bimax + browridge implant

Browridge implant is cope. He already has low set eyebrows. He’s not recessed enough for bimax.

 

[Strafe]

Just gave you chin osteomy + browridge implant
Fix your posture and hit the gym with neck training.

also, bimax + browridge implant

Its not that bad
You have good gonial angle and your mandible is parallel to floor- two crusial things which are unfixable. Lucky
Flat maxilla and zygos- first try MSE+FM, if you still won't be satisfied get high Le Fort
And please fix head posture- over time its will help your cranial base.

Putting all of this down in my notepad rn. I’m getting my first surgery in November (septoplasty, but I need it to get more intensive surgeries). Utter fucking lifefuel I thought it was unfixable tbh.

 

[Strafe]

You just need fillers tbh. Nothing bad.

Would implants do the job? I’m kinda scared of the fillers dispersing and turning me into bogdanoff

 

[BradAniston]

Would implants do the job? I’m kinda scared of the fillers dispersing and turning me into bogdanoff
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Nah don't get filler.
Now you know what to do leave this place forever

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Would implants do the job? I’m kinda scared of the fillers dispersing and turning me into bogdanoff
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Stop listening to that autistic propoganda. My sister and mom have been getting fillers for years and don’t look bloated at all.

 

[Strafe]

Nah don't get filler.
Now you know what to do leave this place forever

I will ride a white horse into the sunset and disappear once I ascend. I’ve got to stay to take my victory lap when it’s all over. Also I’ll have nothing to do during recovery otherwise.

 

[noobeater]

this ain't that bad ngl dude

 

[Torero]

fix neck

 

[Kenickie]

You need fucking help mentacel.

 

[Strafe]

this ain't that bad ngl dude

Maybe I’m just neurotic about it, but I can’t even look at that pic or I want to rope.

fix neck

I’ve been training neck a bunch over the past month, sleeping without a pillow, and doing a bunch of stretches. It’s hard to tell what’s cope and what’s legit tho.

You need fucking help mentacel.

I have bad autism ngl.

 

[noobeater]

bro calm the fuck down your profile is not death tier its normal

and besides who gives a fuck about profile if front looks good look at meeks

 

[Strafe]

bro calm the fuck down your profile is not death tier its normal

and besides who gives a fuck about profile if front looks good look at meeks

Front does not look good tbh.

Even having a normal profile is cold comfort though. I’m at uni and 7PSL turbo joggers stalk the fucking halls.

 

[Torero]

Maybe I’m just neurotic about it, but I can’t even look at that pic or I want to rope.

I’ve been training neck a bunch over the past month, sleeping without a pillow, and doing a bunch of stretches. It’s hard to tell what’s cope and what’s legit tho.

I have bad autism ngl.

yeah but trainin is not enough u need to make it straight pushing it back like military neck, your jaw will look worse yes but better than nerd neck, sorry its hard to explain in english for me

 

[Strafe]

yeah but trainin is not enough u need to make it straight pushing it back like military neck, your jaw will look worse yes but better than nerd neck, sorry its hard to explain in english for me

I see.

 

[Mr.cope]

Downgrown mandible

 

[Strafe]

Downgrown mandible

Elaborate brah, I need every nugget of info I can get

 

[JawGuyFatFaceGuy]

Looksmaxxing section because I don’t want a rate, just desperately need advice. Sorry for deep fried photo quality, my phone sucks dick.
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I’ve been on suicide watch for the past couple days over how fucking apocalyptic my profile is. Not only am I a flat faced pug, I’ve been genetically engineered by a crack team of American scientists to have the longest, most forward leaning neck ever.

God fucked up making me and accidentally moved all my forward growth from my head to my fucking neck.

Please tell me what I can do, anything, to fix this fucking monstrosity. I would perform lefort 3 on myself awake with a hooker’s rusty crack spoon if it meant fixing this mess. But It seems like even if I fix my forward head posture my neck will just look absurdly long and failo me just as much.

FUCK
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You call that death tier? You litteraly are delusional. You really dont know what death tier profile ist.

 

[Strafe]

You call that death tier? You litteraly are delusional. You really dont know what death tier profile ist.

Obviously some super recessed south Asian jungle dweller is more death tier, but I’m still fucking repulsed by my crane like neck and complete lack of bone.

 

[JawGuyFatFaceGuy]

Obviously some super recessed south Asian jungle dweller is more death tier, but I’m still fucking repulsed by my crane like neck and complete lack of bone.

Youre absolutly in a good spot idk why some here cry about their looks even though they are above average oftentimes i thought most guys here are incels but it turns out its most of a mental issue atleast from the pics i seen

 

[Polka]

mogs me

 

[Strafe]

mogs me

My condolences