How can I shoplift a tub of protien powder?

Nigga because I'm poor and my whole family has to eat
bro if you have internet you're not poor

Ik for a fact meat and eggs are insanely cheap in the US
 
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u can prolly refund scam it thru amazon

order the biggest one u can find and just say u didnt get it
 
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bro if you have internet you're not poor

Ik for a fact meat and eggs are insanely cheap in the US
Bro I can't eat alot my whole family has to eat, it's once chicken breast a day and 3 eggs a day
 
maybe you can pay it in another way, if you get what i mean...
 
u can prolly refund scam it thru amazon

order the biggest one u can find and just say u didnt get it
Lol the post office will dispute it, they make u sign bro
 
What machine? I doubt there's a machine by the walmart garage
Tags machine, hypothetically if there is tags

Head up there rn and check if there's tags on the products
 
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Bro I can't eat alot my whole family has to eat, it's once chicken breast a day and 3 eggs a day
Get your parents to buy more food
I bet you own airforces and jordans too
 
Tags machine, hypothetically if there is tags

Head up there rn and check if there's tags on the products
Wtf do tags look like? The shit they out on clothes?
 
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Wtf my mom took it and didn't tell me
that's because you don't get it. your mother gets it because you're a dependent
 
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Wtf do tags look like? The shit they out on clothes?
Small metal strip that are like stickers bro, you cant beat em and peeling them off is super hard
Dont steal
 
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jfl, ur parents are poor bt blackpilled. my thing is the reverse tbh
 
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If your family can't afford a extra carton of eggs you need to get off this site and do something productive
 
A few role play scenarios Hypothetically in GTA:

1)you go to self serve,buy a bunch of items,and pretend to scan the protein,if caught just say "my bad didn't know"

2).you go to store,you find tub,you find aisle with no camera/blindspot and you put in bag

3).you go to store,you find tub,you put in a aisle,you buy groceries,you say "oh fuck forgot something "after you pay you quickly go back and get what you "forgot" then you quickly put protein in a bag that has the shopping you just bought,return to the same aisle you purchased it from and the cashier should let you straight by
 
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just coom™
 
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If your family can't afford a extra carton of eggs you need to get off this site and do something productive
Bro that's not fucking helpful respectfully, telling me to go get a job isn't helpful either I can't get a job at 15

If my family can't afford a extra carton what the fuck do you want me to do about it? How would getting off the site get them money?
 
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Bro that's not fucking helpful respectfully, telling me to go get a job isn't helpful either I can't get a job at 15

If my family can't afford a extra carton what the fuck do you want me to do about it? How would getting off the site get them money?
Sthu i had a job at 14, stop rotting on this website like a pawn and improve your life

Your family can even drop 2$ on eggs bro, you obviously can't afford what you want in life so you need to get it

You will get caught stealing you will get a criminal conviction and your life will be ruined
 
Ok, so hear me out I'm a experienced shop lifter (In gta obviously)

First location:

* Shoplifting from medium size stores is easier because they are less likely to have a shit ton of security
* Stores in places where people have money are not suspicious of customers but they are harsher if you get caught
* Go on peak hours, more people less security seeing you
* Try to go far from home as possible

Looks

* You have to look like money, don't go looking like a bum or you may raise suspicions
* Make shure you are taller than the security guards or that they are females, much easier to steal this way

Other stuff

* Make shure there's no tags or magnets (some stores hide the tags be careful)
* Look for the blind points of the cameras
* Conceal quick you can also buy a little item.

If you get caught

* Act like you forgot and you are going to buy then say you have no money atm and try to drop the merchandise and fly as fast as possible
* You can also run, guards are not going to chase you but if you get the police called on you and they get you on a room it's over (that's why I stopped, in gta obviously)
 

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