How can my neighbor have more friends than me even if i am objectively better?

[Mr. Squarepants]

He is currentky hanging out with his friend

How?? He is fat, like obese type of fat, lesbian looking and unfunny and corny, with a gay ass looking peachfuzz and didnt even have 3 friends besides me until 2 years ago or so

While i am better looking, have a nice physique, and am way funnier, and actually more sociable perhaps most of the school knows he is a dumb ass, many of his class and almost everyone i know treats him as such, thus his friends are probably just as miserable



But the question that comes to mind is: how does he do it?


Genuinely jow

 

[anondude]

I might have a idea

 

[Truebloatcel]

He is currentky hanging out with his friend

How?? He is fat, like obese type of fat, lesbian looking and unfunny and corny, with a gay ass looking peachfuzz and didnt even have 3 friends besides me until 2 years ago or so

Genuinely jow

Prob fits his humor

 

[duhz]

maybe he is not a basement dweller

 

[5may5five]

He is currentky hanging out with his friend

How?? He is fat, like obese type of fat, lesbian looking and unfunny and corny, with a gay ass looking peachfuzz and didnt even have 3 friends besides me until 2 years ago or so

Genuinely jow

Just be NT bro

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

I might have a idea

What

Prob fits his humor

Yeah i know some and they're corny but still

maybe he is not a basement dweller

He grinds rocket league for most of his time bro

Just be NT bro

I wouldn't say i'm not

 

[Brava]

Personality?

 

[Truebloatcel]

Yeah i know some and they're corny but still

Makes sense then

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

Personality?

I think he is on the spectrum, he is unsufferable to me and edgy

 

[Brava]

I think he is on the spectrum, he is unsufferable to me and edgy

You know what they say about that aspire personality

 

[Emolifta]

He is currentky hanging out with his friend

How?? He is fat, like obese type of fat, lesbian looking and unfunny and corny, with a gay ass looking peachfuzz and didnt even have 3 friends besides me until 2 years ago or so

While i am better looking, have a nice physique, and am way funnier, and actually more sociable perhaps most of the school knows he is a dumb ass, many of his class and almost everyone i know treats him as such, thus his friends are probably just as miserable



But the question that comes to mind is: how does he do it?


Genuinely jow

You’re probably not better

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

You’re probably not better

I am

He is a feminine lesbian live cosplay

 

[Emolifta]

I am

He is a feminine lesbian live cosplay

Yeah he’s better you twat

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

Yeah he’s better you twat

Are you comparing me to that subhumanity

 

[Emolifta]

Are you comparing me to that subhumanity

@MogcartonRyan eviscerate this faggot, he’s also a stinky Italian