How Can Sigma Caleb Ascend?

[Horricel]

I have seen this dude multiple times in my FYP, His face is so god damn bloated he clearly needs Minoxidil Please ascend him in comment section

 

[blackpilledloser]

lefort 4000 maybe

 

[ducksoover]

reincarnation

 

[iloveboobs]

cold showers until end of the universe

 

[hybobu]

Hes already near terra chad, just a few more bonesmashing sessions and i think hes maxxed out

 

[BroMinBoss]

hes NT he can slay any stacies from mumbai if he want to

 

[Mr.Proper]

Idk who it is but he looks like a random Kazakh taxi driver

 

[android]

Idk u look like a tanned balloon

 

[CookieGuy]

Something looks really off with him? Is he subhuman? And what makes him subhuman?

 

[Horricel]

He can save himself if he tries ngl, He needs to drop his BMI ane potassium maxx, Then probably Take Rhino and Minxodl maybe even Fin, Afterwards Cantho and Genioplasty (his choice) he can ascend to MTN

 

[Mess]

Head transplant nil

 

[isuperfy]

move to mumbai