How can U believe in god when Ur an incel with No money?

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@BigBiceps
 
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Who hit a double who hit a dougie who hit a doooougir
 
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wheres the correlation
 
Take care of your kids
I am mother fucker.

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Run this picture by your mother real quick. Go on, I dare ya. She's got some explaining to do.
 
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Easily. God often loves the poor more than the rich, and the believers shall be rewarded in the afterlife. In heaven the least is greater than the greatest kings and prophets who have walked the Earth.
 
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Bcuz Jezuz tests us in different ways saar. Imagine being born as wealthy Chad and having to resist the urge of fornicating every day. Now that is the REAL hardship

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Bcuz Jezuz tests us in different ways saar. Imagine being born as wealthy Chad and having to resist the urge of fornicating every day. Now that is the REAL hardship

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SAAR PLEASE do not redeem and my frying pan God is greater than christian God saar Kerala banchud

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Easily. God often loves the poor more than the rich, and the believers shall be rewarded in the afterlife. In heaven the least is greater than the greatest kings and prophets who have walked the Earth.
Hahahahahahahaaah
 
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Easily. God often loves the poor more than the rich, and the believers shall be rewarded in the afterlife. In heaven the least is greater than the greatest kings and prophets who have walked the Earth.
Sure buddy
 
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Cool Story bro

Seems legit
’Just stay poor and god will reward you!’ This is how they kept the slaves and serfs in line back in the day @BigBiceps
 
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Sure buddy
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Inceldom is easy though

Can cope on looksmax, vidya and youtube
 
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Woow. No sound argument there :lul:. Just stay poor and god will reward you I promise
 
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What @BigBiceps stated, was that God will reward the believers. In God's eyes, the rich and the poor are equal in terms of his views, as long as they're all believers they'll be rewarded when they reach the Kingdom of Heaven.

@Swarthy Knight @CorinthianLOX
 
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What @BigBiceps stated, was that God will reward the believers. In God's eyes, the rich and the poor are equal in terms of his views, as long as they're all believers they'll be rewarded when they reach the Kingdom of Heaven.

@Swarthy Knight @CorinthianLOX
Yes so stay poor and work in the field so you will be rewarded in heaven you serf
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What @BigBiceps stated, was that God will reward the believers. In God's eyes, the rich and the poor are equal in terms of his views, as long as they're all believers they'll be rewarded when they reach the Kingdom of Heaven.

@Swarthy Knight @CorinthianLOX
And then you die and there's no god😲
 
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Yes so stay poor and work in the field so you will be rewarded in heaven you serf
No, not once did he state you have to stay poor. You can live a rich life as long as you don't fall into one of the seven deadly sins.
 
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What @BigBiceps stated, was that God will reward the believers. In God's eyes, the rich and the poor are equal in terms of his views, as long as they're all believers they'll be rewarded when they reach the Kingdom of Heaven.

@Swarthy Knight @CorinthianLOX
This is exactly why I think their theology is retarded. Why would two different individuals get the same reward when they have drastically different challenges in this life jfl
 
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This is exactly why I think their theology is retarded. Why would two different individuals get the same reward when they have drastically different challenges in this life jfl
Because everyone is equal in the eyes of the Lord, it's simple. No matter how lavish or poor your life was, you'll be rewarded for your faith in the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
 
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Because everyone is equal in the eyes of the Lord, it's simple. No matter how lavish or poor your life was, you'll be rewarded for your faith in the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
I want the drugs Ur takin
 
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I get attention from woman and I’m a satanist with no money
 
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Because everyone is equal in the eyes of the Lord, it's simple. No matter how lavish or poor your life was, you'll be rewarded for your faith in the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
So your all knowing all just Gawd will create a wealthy Chad and a subhuman who gets blown to bits in Ukraine/Palestine (whatever shit hole country) and says "I love both of you equally" 😭😭 bruh how do y'all try to justify ts
 
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This is exactly why I think their theology is retarded. Why would two different individuals get the same reward when they have drastically different challenges in this life jfl
Because the source of that reward is Jesus Christ, who is God, and infinite in love. It's binary because you can either believe in him or not, simple as. You either get eternal life in Heaven or not.
 
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So your all knowing all just Gawd will create a wealthy Chad and a subhuman who gets blown to bits in Ukraine/Palestine (whatever shit hole country) and says "I love both of you equally" 😭😭 bruh how do y'all try to justify ts
God does not cause evil. God gave us the gift of the capacity to be saved; we can all accept it, and in eternal life, we are all equal.
 
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@Knid

U joke
 
@Knid

U joke
You have no arguments. Only level 0 nonsense. Niggas like you actually piss me off because you're too retarded to think that maybe you're not the first to have this critique of religion, and that theres an answer somewhere
 
God does not cause evil. God gave us the gift of the capacity to be saved; we can all accept it, and in eternal life, we are all equal.
And where's the proof? Only man made books
 
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