How come I never get prosecuted whenever I steal from grocery stores?

[Deleted member 51781]

I've been caught plenty of times, but every time they just let me go without involving authorities.

I don't understand?

 

[Deleted member 51781]

I'm a motherfucking full fledged criminal but my register is spot free. Is it because I'm the main character? I don't understand.

 

[The Grinch]

Because they think it he steals from the grocery store he must be homeless and starving, so they feel bad for you.

 

[Deleted member]

how did u get caught so many times lmao

 

[Deleted member 51781]

Because they think it he steals from the grocery store he must be homeless and starving, so they feel bad for you.

Can't be the case since I don't look poor. I mostly do it for enjoyment either way.

 

[Deleted member 51781]

how did u get caught so many times lmao

I have only ever gotten caught when someone has been on the CCTV, and I mostly steal expensive meats / caviar and shit like that, so not like I'm sneaking a chocolate bar into my pocket. Whenever I do these heists I usually grab at least 200$ worth of shit.

 

[The Grinch]

Can't be the case since I don't look poor.

Everyone looks poor while stealing bread from the grocery store, lil bro

 

[anthony111553]

reported bud

 

[gooner23]

I have only ever gotten caught when someone has been on the CCTV, and I mostly steal expensive meats / caviar and shit like that, so not like I'm sneaking a chocolate bar into my pocket. Whenever I do these heists I usually grab at least 200$ worth of shit.

don't get too confident they might be keeping a tab on what you stole and charge you when you steal over the amount in some states, target and walmart are known to let people go and charge later

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Is it because I'm the main character? I

If you were the main character you‘d do what an old user on here did instead of stealing food.

1. Name and age fraud on tinder
2. give your slays a burner snapchat account or just chat with them through tinder
3. fuck the girls in your car
4. take a picture of their credit cards when they aren‘t paying attention
5. treat yourself to some nice luxury clothes or tech articles paid for by the credit cards of a slut that long forgot about you.

 

[Deleted member 51781]

don't get too confident they might be keeping a tab on what you stole and charge you when you steal over the amount in some states, target and walmart are known to let people go and charge later

Every time I've gotten caught I've been confronted and let go without any consequences. This is in Denmark btw, and I've never went back to a store where I've gotten caught before.

And stealing is not worth it if you do petty shit, gotta get those exquisite grass-fed beefs and caviars.

 

[gooner23]

Every time I've gotten caught I've been confronted and let go without any consequences. This is in Denmark btw, and I've never went back to a store where I've gotten caught before.

And stealing is not worth it if you do petty shit, gotta get those exquisite grass-fed beefs and caviars.

oh idk about denmark, but in the us this happens alot so they have literal teams to rally up what they steal, denmark is probably fine since no one is a criminal there

 

[Deleted member 51781]

If you were the main character you‘d do what an old user on here did instead of stealing food.

Name and age fraud on tinder, give them a burner snapchat account or just chat with them through tinder, fuck the girls in your car, take a picture of their credit cards when they aren‘t paying attention and treat yourself to some nice luxury clothes or tech articles paid for by the credit cards of a slut that long forgot about you.

Thanks for the idea. Sounds easy enough.

 

[dimorphism]

@Vermilioncore maxxing

 

[Deleted member 51781]

oh idk about denmark, but in the us this happens alot so they have literal teams to rally up what they steal, denmark is probably fine since no one is a criminal there

Must suck trying to commit crimes in the US, here it's childsplay

 

[Deleted member]

Every time I've gotten caught I've been confronted and let go without any consequences. This is in Denmark btw, and I've never went back to a store where I've gotten caught before.

And stealing is not worth it if you do petty shit, gotta get those exquisite grass-fed beefs and caviars.

avg denmark prison cell is like a royal palace

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Thanks for the idea. Sounds easy enough.

Very easy. you just got to wait a few weeks after you fucked them, and find a burner address where you can have your stuff delivered too.

 

[Deleted member 51781]

Very easy. you just got to wait a few weeks after you fucked them, and find a burner address where you can have your stuff delivered too.

Underrated genius, how often do you do it? Perhaps time to stop shoplifting

 

[MaghrebGator]

I've been caught plenty of times, but every time they just let me go without involving authorities.

I don't understand?

It doesn't worth it when you steal something that is 5 dollars/euros

 

[Deleted member 58285]

I've been caught plenty of times, but every time they just let me go without involving authorities.

I don't understand?

They will jump on you when you steal enough so they can throw the book on you

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Underrated genius, how often do you do it? Perhaps time to stop shoplifting

„He“ only did it from time to time, since „he“ didn‘t need the money.

Just something nice to treat yourself with, long after you already got your coomshot off.

They‘ll have no idea it was you if you only wait long enough.

During the car-sex date:
Just say you were looking for a chewing gum in her purse or tell her to show you her picture on her ID and just pull out the Credit Card „by mistake“

Makes the tinder dates so much more exciting .

 

[Deleted member 51781]

It doesn't worth it when you steal something that is 5 dollars/euros

I usually get like 4 grassfed beefs worth 50 bucks a piece, and occasionally some caviar (if available). We're talking 200$+

 

[LancasteR]

They will jump on you when you steal enough so they can throw the book on you

Richard Ramirez type shit innit
They‘ll all chase you down and then beat you to pulp
1 vs 20 scenario

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Shoplifting legend

 

[Deleted member 51781]

They will jump on you when you steal enough so they can throw the book on you

I'm starting to believe that I'm above the book. I've commited countless of other crimes in the past and never gotten prosecuted. We're talking blatant scams, drug dealing and all sorts of shit. What is happening, am I living in a dream? Slap me in the face vicious?

 

[MaghrebGator]

I usually get like 4 grassfed beefs worth 50 bucks a piece, and occasionally some caviar (if available). We're talking 200$+

Don't do it brother.

Stealing is haram. Only permissible if you have a necessity like when you are dying of hunger.

 

[Deleted member 58285]

I'm starting to believe that I'm above the book. I've commited countless of other crimes in the past and never gotten prosecuted. We're talking blatant scams, drug dealing and all sorts of shit. What is happening, am I living in a dream? Slap me in the face vicious?

Nah nigga Youll get humbled when you least expect it

 

[Deleted member 51781]

Don't do it brother.

Stealing is haram. Only permissible if you have a necessity like when you are dying of hunger.

Anarchist since birth

 

[Deleted member 51781]

Nah nigga Youll get humbled when you least expect it

You start to wonder when you've never faced consequences in your whole entire life. Is this white privilege? I don't get it?