How come my old boss liked to tell me his life story?

[Vermilioncore]

He was my age and had a wife and daughters and was talking about going into the navy and he was also a doctor and was talking about going to his kids sports games
But I didn’t tell him about me because all I do was jerk off to self suck tranny porn and play gta and eat Doritos and then hang myself one day Chris Benoit type shitinnit