How come no bitches want a fat basement dweller as her bf?

[Vermilioncore]

What’s so bad about having a boyfriend who is fat neckbeard in his moms basement jerking off to 2D porn and calling people’s moms bitches on XBox as he drinks Mountain Dew and lathers his x box controller in Dorito dust

 

[Deleted member 13787]

0

 

[Alt Number 3]

they don’t wanna punch above their weight too hard

 

[Deleted member 15099]

Its because you aren't Chad

 

[metagross]

Yeah, when women talk about having different "types", they usually mean different types of Chads.