How come they allow smoke breaks but not alcohol breaks

[Vermilioncore]

Like you’re allowed to go smoke a cig on break but how come I can’t go take a shot on break

It’s just a cruel anti-alcoholic world

 

[Deleted member 87254]

Yes i agree they should also allow us to drink alcohol and drive at the same time what a cruel world

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Make masurbation breaks not just allowed but federally mantadated and mandatory hourly.

 

[Deleted member 30959]

Make masurbation breaks not just allowed but federally mantadated and mandatory hourly.

Who cares? I masturbate and drink on the job, never been caught

 

[Vermilioncore]

Make masurbation breaks not just allowed but federally mantadated and mandatory hourly.

Well I always do those. I just sneak away bust a fat nut into the drain so the ninja turtles can have some nut butter for lunch

 

[Vermilioncore]

Who cares? I masturbate and drink on the job, never been caught

Buddy acting like he has a job

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Who cares? I masturbate and drink on the job, never been caught

Extremely badass and utterly American.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Buddy acting like he has a job

He does it while driving Uber

 

[Vermilioncore]

He does it while driving Uber

Nah well I do it while riding Uber

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Nah well I do it while riding Uber

Give me a ride some time vermy and I'll give you a cock rating

 

[Clown Show]

How is alcohol legal and drugs are not?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Make masurbation breaks not just allowed but federally mantadated and mandatory hourly.

exactly. have u ever seen a prison or mental hospital with a masturbation room? obviously not, but why the fuck isnt there one.