How could this guy ascend?

[Gonthar]

What are all the steps he should take to transform himself into a real Chad if money wasn't an issue? I'm thinking leg lengthening, skin whitening, hair transplant, putting muscles, but what about his face, what procedures could turn him into a handsome man if I repeat, money wouldn't be an issue?

 

[Deleted member 4464]

lose fat first of all

 

[Deusmaximus]

Lose a huge load of fat. Just eat 1500 Calories a day for 6 months. Then you can see your real face, and think about the next steps.

 

[Deleted member 6217]

its over for this nigga

 

[Gonthar]

lose fat first of all

Lose a huge load of fat. Just eat 1500 Calories a day for 6 months. Then you can see your real face, and think about the next steps.

That's not me, it's just a guy I stumbled on Facebook, this is an older photo of him, he didn't have much fat on him, but his face was still chubby.

 

[Deleted member 5052]

Some people don't need no ascension

 

[Vidyacoper]

reincarnoplasty

 

[Nisse]

I dont think ascension is possible for you man im sorry genetics fucked you in all ways possible

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Starting over maybe

 

[Deleted member 5694]

I’m so sorry, OP

 

[Gonthar]

I dont think ascension is possible for you man im sorry genetics fucked you in all ways possible

I’m so sorry, OP

That's not me, I already told you, I'm not even Indian!