BigJimsWornOutTires
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There once was a woman named BayBay. Her pussy smelled gamey like seaweed.
Contrarily, her face was beautiful, like a princess. She had a body made for pornography. But ugh, that pussy was so damn stinky.
One night, she messaged a Chad with an unusual handle. She heard tales of how many women his body counted. "Big Jim, you chauvinist misogynist arrogant pig! Can you help me solve a personal quandary?"
He replied with an ugh. But as if he was a psychic, he followed, "Rotten crotch, uh?"
My goodness! How did he know? She was thrilled and inquired for an answer.
"Stop fucking men every night, you worn-out roastie. Then seethe your shit in Dr. Teal Soaking Solution. Also, pussy cream—check with your local pharmacy. Now go chaturbate, you ugly nasty whore."
She was confused by such autism. She knew the worth of her beauty and the tedious hours she endured at the gym. How dare he!
So she replied with a heart emoji. And jargon he would know. "Pull up, bareback?" But Big Jim was artificial intelligence—not a real person.
"Did You Know? Most women are whores because of daddy issues. So tell me, who's your daddy?" His program spewed in text.
Poor BayBay. She confided in software designed by an Incel. So she turned her phone off and returned to dildoing herself for pennies.
The End.
Contrarily, her face was beautiful, like a princess. She had a body made for pornography. But ugh, that pussy was so damn stinky.
One night, she messaged a Chad with an unusual handle. She heard tales of how many women his body counted. "Big Jim, you chauvinist misogynist arrogant pig! Can you help me solve a personal quandary?"
He replied with an ugh. But as if he was a psychic, he followed, "Rotten crotch, uh?"
My goodness! How did he know? She was thrilled and inquired for an answer.
"Stop fucking men every night, you worn-out roastie. Then seethe your shit in Dr. Teal Soaking Solution. Also, pussy cream—check with your local pharmacy. Now go chaturbate, you ugly nasty whore."
She was confused by such autism. She knew the worth of her beauty and the tedious hours she endured at the gym. How dare he!
So she replied with a heart emoji. And jargon he would know. "Pull up, bareback?" But Big Jim was artificial intelligence—not a real person.
"Did You Know? Most women are whores because of daddy issues. So tell me, who's your daddy?" His program spewed in text.
Poor BayBay. She confided in software designed by an Incel. So she turned her phone off and returned to dildoing herself for pennies.
The End.
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