How did i turn into sex god on accident??

[oryxslams]

Today i woke up with literal godlike eyes, they were so tight and giga hunter looking, i know it was probably cuz of bloat but it looked fkin amazing, then as the day went on my bloat just dissapeared and everyhting looked like usual, any1 know how can i fkin keep them? ik this low iq thread but myb theres a genius somewhere

 

[Jamaldickjavontus]

Today i woke up with literal godlike eyes, they were so tight and giga hunter looking, i know it was probably cuz of bloat but it looked fkin amazing, then as the day went on my bloat just dissapeared and everyhting looked like usual, any1 know how can i fkin keep them? ik this low iq thread but myb theres a genius somewhere

when you wake up you look diffrent,tired eyes,scrunched up skin

 

[schizo echochamber]

>claims he turned into a sex god
>woke up like the fat bloated fuck he is "tight giga hunter looking!!1"
>still a virgin
are you a diagnosed autist?

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

 

[vinn98]

Just drink a liter of vodka per day and you will have perma hunter eyes.

 

[oryxslams]

>claims he turned into a sex god
>woke up like the fat bloated fuck he is "tight giga hunter looking!!1"
>still a virgin
are you a diagnosed autist?

sex god thing is joke, 200pound muscular 15% body fat 6ft2, not a virgin, kys tiny warrior

 

[oryxslams]

Just drink a liter of vodka per day and you will have perma hunter eyes.

Thanks for honest reply

 

[schizo echochamber]

sex god thing is joke, 200pound muscular 15% body fat 6ft2, not a virgin, kys tiny warrior

im sure nigga

 

[oryxslams]

im sure nigga

ong tho, abt the thread i tought just maybe theres some science abt dat