How do foids even think of these things

[Notcel]

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS

Now I get why foids are going celibate they’re fucking these in their spare time and even Chad doesn’t have a vibrating monster cock so hypergamy wins again wtf

 

[Notcel]

How is this even real I can’t imagine my oneitis even using something like this
Imagine if she did

 

[Roquefort]

You can buy this but ryley reid female version on amazon for like 50 bucks.
Thats called a fleshlight. Now would you buy that shit ? Hell no u wont, even though some feel better than some female's alleyways axe wounds. This is the same for females, you guys underestimate the emotional aspect of a relation, the security it brings etc. It's not all about having a big dick my nigga. Sex feels good if u got a normal non micro penis and if you do it with someone you like.

 

[TheMaxxer333]

I remember I saw a video once of this foid sticking 12 inch size of these in her asshole, she swallowed it inside her body and then spit it out.

 

[Notcel]

I remember I saw a video once of this foid sticking 12 inch size of these in her asshole, she swallowed it inside her body and then spit it out.

Average ‘innocent foid’ experience

 

[Esteban1997]

Alien dildo

 

[Notcel]

Alien dildo

There’s whole genre of dildo’s called “monster cocks” and they’re all alien inhuman dildos

 

[deadmau154]

 

[Notcel]

12’ is not enough so they have to make them vibrate aswell

 

[Notcel]

12’ is not enough so they have to make them vibrate aswell
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Imagine this attached to ai robot with a third 14’ monstercock that vibrates and suction cups

My oneitis wouldn’t even utter a word to me

 

[whitebitchslayer]

baddragon is gross its gotta be a beastiality obsession or something

 

[Notcel]

baddragon is gross its gotta be a beastiality obsession or something

Is that the name of the brands I thought they were called monster cock?

 

[whitebitchslayer]

Is that the name of the brands I thought they were called monster cock?

nah its called baddragon look it up, they make animal based dildos that are 1-3 feet long its crazy