how do i(22M) tell girls I don't have a penis due to cancer

[Lebgfinal]

I don't want to hear ''im sorries'' and pity. I'm tired of that I just want to move on with my life. I lost my penis to cancer, I was literally 16 and I couldn't make sense of this crap. I'm just a dude who never bothered anyone or comitted a crime yet im being handed down some form of punishment for pedo's by nature.

I don't talk about it because honestly people wouldn't understand, I just get mocked, or laughed at if people know, as a man, when something like that happens to you people see you as a joke so it's hard to even open up about all my emotions or anything.

Please don't tell me to date asexual women or something, I have multiple penises now, my crotch now is like a weapons attachment and I have fetishized my condition because hey I can't change it, I have so much toys I buy just incase.

Now I have to talk to someone, but when that moment comes I want to tell her I got no penis without being creepy and without getting to the point it can get awkward

JFL OVER FOR DICKLESS CELS. AND THE COMMENTS ARE JUST FILLED WITH PEOPLE SAYING THEY WOULDN'T MIND

foids cant stop projecting

 

[House Lannister]

Fucking sad this is genuinely my biggest fear. I would just let it kill me instead of amputating it. When I was 16 I had a pimple on my dick and couldn’t sleep properly for months cause I thought I had penile cancer

 

[Lebgfinal]

Fucking sad this is genuinely my biggest fear. I would just let it kill me instead of amputating it. When I was 16 I had a pimple on my dick and couldn’t sleep properly for months cause I thought I had penile cancer

I would rather be subhuman with dick than dickless chad; at least subhuman can buy escorts and know what sex is like

 

[FaceandBBC]

Fucking sad this is genuinely my biggest fear. I would just let it kill me instead of amputating it. When I was 16 I had a pimple on my dick and couldn’t sleep properly for months cause I thought I had penile cancer

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Girls would cut Chad open to get his sperm to impregnate them

He isn't Chad therefore over

 

[yubot]

uhhhhh idk what to tell you bro

 

[Deleted member 17920]

this is genuinely sad i hope he wins the lottery or something

 

[Lebgfinal]

this is genuinely sad i hope he wins the lottery or something

how could he even compense

 

[Deleted member 17920]

how could he even compense

Drugs

 

[Lebgfinal]

Drugs

may fix his life when he take the drugs, but no drugs keep effects forever

 

[IronMike]

Easy Fix

Use your prostate to climax. Become a pro at oral to satisfy your woman.

 

[Buci]

Easy Fix

Use your prostate to climax. Become a pro at oral to satisfy your woman.

Just get buttfucked, bro

 

[Account717]

I would rather be subhuman with dick than dickless chad; at least subhuman can buy escorts and know what sex is like

Well yeah the whole point of being a chad is that you can insert your dick into a warm wet hole? Not really an astute observation tbh

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

he can be a femdom sissy tease and denial cuck I guess or if he finds a loving domme he could even cum from pegging and ballbusting

 

[Lebgfinal]

Well yeah the whole point of being a chad is that you can insert your dick into a warm wet hole? Not really an astute observation tbh

If your chad with a small dick women will see you as subhuman once they sleep with you

 

[khvirgin]

Mog me to death
I only have one penis

 

[Deleted member 20368]

If your chad with a small dick women will see you as subhuman once they sleep with you

No they won't I know a lot of Chad's with small dicks women don't give me a fuck bro....

 

[Deleted member 20368]

Dick size isnf that important height and looks matter more

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

I would rather be subhuman with dick than dickless chad; at least subhuman can buy escorts and know what sex is like

i prefer chad, i dont give a fuck about sex i just need validation. i am an incel with fried dopamine receptors.

 

[UnderTheKnife]

Pretend you're asexual and try to find a similarly-scarred foid

 

[Deleted member 20631]

If I had penis cancer and it had to be cut off I would just let myself die.

 

[Deleted member 2729]

He should just be himself!

 

[Mr.Proper]

https://www.webmd.com/men/news/2019...penis-transplant-is-doing-well-one-year-later

Tldr: Oenis transplants exists and it's possible to get it fully functional, but it's relatively recent procedure, experimental and costly.

 

[klip11]

Easy Fix

Use your prostate to climax.

Just take BBC up the anus theory

 

[Splinter901]

Why must reality be like this? I don't know how anyone can believe in any ''god'' and think they are good or omnipotent.

 

[Dr. Mog]

The only way to get friend zoned as a chad

 

[Lebgfinal]

No they won't I know a lot of Chad's with small dicks women don't give me a fuck bro....

depends how small, i assure you no women want a micro penis

 

[Deleted member 20368]

depends how small, i assure you no women want a micro penis

Face is the most important serious I know it'd messed up but it's true

 

[Lebgfinal]

Face is the most important serious I know it'd messed up but it's true

yeah no shit face is important, but without a dick you can't fuck

 

[Deleted member 20368]

yeah no shit face is important, but without a dick you can't fuck

Yeah bro that's true but girls don't care thay much about size if your face is good as long as your over 5 thats why a lot of steroid users get laid

 

[Deleted member 21688]

How do you pee ?

 

[Lebgfinal]

Yeah bro that's true but girls don't care thay much about size if your face is good as long as your over 5 thats why a lot of steroid users get laid

Both are important factors, but face is much more important.