how do i act narcy and cocky at work

[vermillioncorefan]

one issue is i consider myself a lesser being than a slug but i can fake it but the manager is gonna say oh hes narcy cocky gonna steal all the female employees doesn’t care fire him

 

[Vermilioncore]

you gotta act like you own the place. Walk in there and slap someones hat off and say “too slow bitch” jokingly and then approach your slut coworker and say “wuddup hoe” and just own the place and then jokingly say “wanna suck me off in the old folk house?” and if she says yes, it’s a W, if she says “omg stahhpp” say “I’m kidding anyway, who’d want your ugly lips around their dick delusional 5 head bitch”

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

need to be high htn+