How do I actually ascend, fast?

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Title, everything I see, even courses, are absolutely fucking water advice. I want to ascend fast. Super fast. But idk how. Ill do anything at this point bro. Anything to just look good. I want to ascend in like a week no water advice please
 
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Title, everything I see, even courses, are absolutely fucking water advice. I want to ascend fast. Super fast. But idk how. Ill do anything at this point bro. Anything to just look good. I want to ascend in like a week no water advice please
surgery
 
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Title, everything I see, even courses, are absolutely fucking water advice. I want to ascend fast. Super fast. But idk how. Ill do anything at this point bro. Anything to just look good. I want to ascend in like a week no water advice please
hardmaxx or no maxx :eek:
 
ascension in 1 week is only possible through surgery my nigga
 
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no shit buddy do yk what hardmaxx means????

wageslave for 2 years and get under the knife if u wanna fix those recession s

if you dont then kick bricks buddy
 
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no shit buddy do yk what hardmaxx means????

wageslave for 2 years and get under the knife if u wanna fix those recession s

if you dont then kick bricks buddy
may aswell bro, ive been thinking about saddled infraorbital rim implants
 
how about a month
how about three months you little cuck :feelsbadman: everything in life takes time and at your age the only thing you can do is get lean and hit the gym
 
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ascneding isnt a fast thing you can just snap your fingers and do u fucktard it takes time

dumbass tiktok fried brain

also normies and greycels dont actually know how hard it is to get surgery and how post surgery is they just think

"muh surgery life will be easy muh recovery process ez chad life"
 
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idrc its still better
why would u waste extra money and risk for slightly better results

also infra recession is the least of everyones worries

focus on the bigger failos, in which you have
 
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Title, everything I see, even courses, are absolutely fucking water advice.
well when u ask a broad ass question like “how do i ascend fast” ur gonna get water ass responses. maybe ask for specific advice?
 
well when u ask a broad ass question like “how do i ascend fast” ur gonna get water ass responses. maybe ask for specific advice?
i need hardmaxxes that will get me from hmtn to lhtn in months
 
why would u waste extra money and risk for slightly better results

also infra recession is the least of everyones worries

focus on the bigger failos, in which you have
because its more permanent and less risk of asymmetry and stuff
 
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because its more permanent and less risk of asymmetry and stuff
fat grafting for under eye almost never cause asymmetry

yes supra implants are for sure permanent and you can guarantee retention but

its ALOT more risky and expensive so idk where u got this from
 
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fat grafting for under eye almost never cause asymmetry

yes supra implants are for sure permanent and you can guarantee retention but

its ALOT more risky and expensive so idk where u got this from
hmm would fat grafting help with thin undereye skin too or nah
 
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Title, everything I see, even courses, are absolutely fucking water advice. I want to ascend fast. Super fast. But idk how. Ill do anything at this point bro. Anything to just look good. I want to ascend in like a week no water advice please
Nothing is fast, takes months, years

Roids
Fillers
Accutane
 
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