How do I approach my moms best friend to have sex with me?

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she walks around nude infront of me all the time and I have tried fucking her while sleeping and she moaned and moved into me but how do I approach her on doing it again im 18 shes 35?
 
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Tales from under the Gaza rubble
 
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Make conversation when she’s naked around you maybe

That might be retarded ngl

This is something out of an xvideos bro
 
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Tyler1 said:
she walks around nude infront of me all the time and I have tried fucking her while sleeping and she moaned and moved into me but how do I approach her on doing it again im 18 shes 35?
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Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
 
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Just grab her ass :ogre:

U have to take charge nigger
 
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Robloxfan25 said:
Make conversation when she’s naked around you maybe

That might be retarded ngl

This is something out of an xvideos bro
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In fact this story is very very real. I am not a larper I never larped before in my life
 
Tyler1 said:
In fact this story is very very real. I am not a larper I never larped before in my life
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Wrote that for nothing you just lied
 
@Krillin. @User28823
 
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Tyler1 said:
she walks around nude infront of me all the time and I have tried fucking her while sleeping and she moaned and moved into me but how do I approach her on doing it again im 18 shes 35?
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Chads.org
 
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Classic Reddit copy pasta
 
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Gooning material
 
start walking around her naked to then eventually you will get a rock hard boner and she will question it then you grab her head and bring it down to your cock then she will go with it trust me bro :heart::heart::heart:
 
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i swear i saw this script on xhamster
 
Tyler1 said:
she walks around nude infront of me all the time and I have tried fucking her while sleeping and she moaned and moved into me but how do I approach her on doing it again im 18 shes 35?
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thats crazy
 
Tales from tel aviv
 
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Send pics of her I might give good advices
 
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So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

WHAT DID GEODUDE SAY TO THE BARBER 🤔 THANKS MOM

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan

Tyler1 is the epitome of optimized-intellect, whom of which specializes in quantum-physics and mathematics, as well as the profoundly skill-consuming game, League of Legends. The motives that Tyler1 possesses stem from his humble beginnings of a hard-stuck D5 Draven main, eventually however climbing the ranks to challenger. Though this quest was not easy, Tyler1 discovered rudimentary theorems and postulates found in today’s mathematical studies.

I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
Tyler1 said:
Because it’s kinda doxxing and you’re just a perv
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So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

WHAT DID GEODUDE SAY TO THE BARBER 🤔 THANKS MOM

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan

Tyler1 is the epitome of optimized-intellect, whom of which specializes in quantum-physics and mathematics, as well as the profoundly skill-consuming game, League of Legends. The motives that Tyler1 possesses stem from his humble beginnings of a hard-stuck D5 Draven main, eventually however climbing the ranks to challenger. Though this quest was not easy, Tyler1 discovered rudimentary theorems and postulates found in today’s mathematical studies.

I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
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Shutup fucking nigger leave my thread
 
Tyler1 said:
she walks around nude infront of me all the time and I have tried fucking her while sleeping and she moaned and moved into me but how do I approach her on doing it again im 18 shes 35?
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Top ten things that never have happened
 
Tyler1 said:
This story is very real you’re just extremely retarded and jealous of me
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37 year old Indian living with his family just finished jerking off and now is writing this with hands full of cum
 
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37 year old Indian living with his family just finished jerking off and now is writing this with hands full of cum
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Nope white boy from Western Europe kinda rich nd 18 yrs old over 6 feet stfu
 
Bars said:
Yes I'm bitchless😢
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Then just give me some real advice on how to fuck her instead of showing me how jealous and horny you are
 
Tyler1 said:
Then just give me some real advice on how to fuck her instead of showing me how jealous and horny you are
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It's prob larp so I don't believe and I'm not jealous lol. I'm literally a virgin how can I help you if it's true? Idk maybe text her intimate msgs, slap her ass, be alone with her, or just show your dick
 
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So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

WHAT DID GEODUDE SAY TO THE BARBER 🤔 THANKS MOM

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan

Tyler1 is the epitome of optimized-intellect, whom of which specializes in quantum-physics and mathematics, as well as the profoundly skill-consuming game, League of Legends. The motives that Tyler1 possesses stem from his humble beginnings of a hard-stuck D5 Draven main, eventually however climbing the ranks to challenger. Though this quest was not easy, Tyler1 discovered rudimentary theorems and postulates found in today’s mathematical studies.

I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
 
Bars said:
It's prob larp so I don't believe and I'm not jealous lol. I'm literally a virgin how can I help you if it's true? Idk maybe text her intimate msgs, slap her ass, be alone with her, or just show your dick
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Nigga you watched too much porn that’s now how it works
 
>just show your dick bro
 
Squidwardmaxx said:
So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

WHAT DID GEODUDE SAY TO THE BARBER 🤔 THANKS MOM

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan

Tyler1 is the epitome of optimized-intellect, whom of which specializes in quantum-physics and mathematics, as well as the profoundly skill-consuming game, League of Legends. The motives that Tyler1 possesses stem from his humble beginnings of a hard-stuck D5 Draven main, eventually however climbing the ranks to challenger. Though this quest was not easy, Tyler1 discovered rudimentary theorems and postulates found in today’s mathematical studies.

I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
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Fucking nigger shut your broke ass up nigger
 
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