How do I ask the barber for this cut

[TrueBlueRetard]

No I'm not showing them a picture, they'll think I'm homo and make unwanted advances towards me. This is a matter of safety, How do I describe what I want?

 

[Vannx]

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No I'm not showing them a picture, they'll think I'm homo and make unwanted advances towards me. This is a matter of safety, How do I describe what I want?

"i want the same hair as him"

 

[iblamejordan1]

they'll think I'm homo and make unwanted advances towards me. This is a matter of safety

JBG boyo

 

[Mighty]

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No I'm not showing them a picture, they'll think I'm homo and make unwanted advances towards me. This is a matter of safety, How do I describe what I want?

ask chatgpt

 

[kolikolid]

just cut yourself at home layer it

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

"i want the same hair as him"

They'll take this as a sign and I'll have to fight them off. I can't let it happen again.

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

just cut yourself at home layer it

I don't trust myself, I need to outsource it because I am mentally inept

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

ask chatgpt

AI makes unwanted advances when I ask

 

[Vannx]

They'll take this as a sign and I'll have to fight them off. I can't let it happen again.

is ur barber gay lol

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

is ur barber gay lol

Didn't have time to ask, just kept running

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

This is a matter of urgency, my hair is becoming too long and I have been avoiding the barbers for months due to this. I just need to know how to describe this haircut, its length etc without showing a picture.

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

bump

 

[Kingofmallu]

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No I'm not showing them a picture, they'll think I'm homo and make unwanted advances towards me. This is a matter of safety, How do I describe what I want?

its just a side part

 

[Kingofmallu]

"i want the same hair as him"

miring the avi johnny test was so peak

 

[Vannx]

miring the avi johnny test was so peak

goat

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

its just a side part

what about "I need measurements" don't you get schlomo

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

what length would you say is it on top and sides you prole

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

bump

 

[hahahahahahahahahah]

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No I'm not showing them a picture, they'll think I'm homo and make unwanted advances towards me. This is a matter of safety, How do I describe what I want?

bro just show the photo jfl

 

[Aezac]

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No I'm not showing them a picture, they'll think I'm homo and make unwanted advances towards me. This is a matter of safety, How do I describe what I want?

Hold a pistol to his head and tell him if it’s even slightly off you’re splashing his brains all over the barbershop

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

bro just show the photo jfl

You trying to get me sodomized nigga? I don't want these homo ass barbers using their silver tongue on me whilst I;m trying get a clean cut you get that fairy?

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

Hold a pistol to his head and tell him if it’s even slightly off you’re splashing his brains all over the barbershop

first genuine answer

 

[/PrinceOfCroatia\]

Do it yourself

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

Do it yourself

I don't have a steady hand and I don't feel like going through the effort

 

[/PrinceOfCroatia\]

I don't have a steady hand and I don't feel like going through the effort

took me 15 mins n some tutorials, save some money n its a good skill to know

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

took me 15 mins n some tutorials, save some money n its a good skill to know

but if I get a shit cut from a barber I can just go "shit barber", if I give myself a bad haircut then I'm at fault? Do you not think ahead? Give me measurements of hair from pick top and sides.

 

[/PrinceOfCroatia\]

but if I get a shit cut from a barber I can just go "shit barber", if I give myself a bad haircut then I'm at fault? Do you not think ahead? Give me measurements of hair from pick top and sides.

i had hair that was to my mouth, i cut it 2-3cm under my eyebrow, dont pull it just let it sit when u cut so u dont overcut, sides i did about 2cm and back i struggled so i did twist n cut twice and picked out single long strands and cut about 2-4cm depending on how i felt ig, u just get to a point where it feels right n cut

 

[hahahahahahahahahah]

You trying to get me sodomized nigga? I don't want these homo ass barbers using their silver tongue on me whilst I;m trying get a clean cut you get that fairy?

blur his face and say its ur uncle or whatever jdl

 

[gp8]

For one you likely dont have the hair texture to pull off that look, even if you do you are prob 13 and will look retarded no matter what. Just show the barber that pic and have him keep it longer at first and tell him to keep trimming until you like it. 90% of guys show their barber gay ass pics ur just nd as fuck

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

For one you likely dont have the hair texture to pull off that look, even if you do you are prob 13 and will look retarded no matter what. Just show the barber that pic and have him keep it longer at first and tell him to keep trimming until you like it. 90% of guys show their barber gay ass pics ur just nd as fuck

I am 20 years old and "neurodivergent"

I will look retarded though because I am ugly but I need a new hairstyle I can just continue going back to without gambling my next 5 months away

My hair texture is wavy/ slightly curly in areas when long and straight/wavy when around the length in the pic. it is hell; finding a good haircut. I refuse to show barbers pictures of gay sex models for reference THAT IS ND.

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

blur his face and say its ur uncle or whatever jdl

"Your uncle loox like a fag? It run in the family? "