How do I astral project?

[vespertine]

I had a very vivid dream and I met this static "mesh" that talked to me and told me some information which helped me the next day. I want to meet him again

 

[swaggers]

I had a very vivid dream and I met this static "mesh" that talked to me and told me some information which helped me the next day. I want to meet him again

You have to take 500kg of ashwaganda and stuff it up your asshole to reduce cortisol levels. After that go to sleep and youll see him again

 

[vespertine]

You have to take 500kg of ashwaganda and stuff it up your asshole to reduce cortisol levels. After that go to sleep and youll see him again

will it work if i stuff it up your asshole instead

 

[swaggers]

will it work if i stuff it up your asshole instead

maybe but u have to eat my poop after i poop to absorb the ashwaganda.

 

[Sprinkles]

that mesh was probably some negative entity in the astral

 

[vespertine]

@unon as my new best friend on here you can answer

 

[vespertine]

that mesh was probably some negative entity in the astral

the next day i got rimmed by a jewish girl i think it was trying to help me

 

[Sprinkles]

the next day i got rimmed by a jewish girl i think it was trying to help me

yeah so it can gain your trust and then fuck you up later to harvest energy

 

[vespertine]

yeah so it can gain your trust and then fuck you up later to harvest energy

im big on deals. it can have my energy if it gives me power and thrills

 

[Nexom]

Vivid/lucid dreams are a really cool topic but not related to looksmax, try posting in Offtopic next time

 

[vespertine]

Vivid/lucid dreams are a really cool topic but not related to looksmax, try posting in Offtopic next time

sorry im such a stupid noob

 

[Minuskul]

I used to be so deep in that topic, never worked for me

 

[TimesZ]

I had a very vivid dream and I met this static "mesh" that talked to me and told me some information which helped me the next day. I want to meet him again

get a ouija board and ask X