How do I become a janitor if every janitor job requires a year of experience?

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What the actual fuck is this bullshit? I just want to be a fucking school janitor to clean toilets and shit. But they want me to have a year of experience in the field. I’m completely fucked
 
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What the actual fuck is this bullshit? I just want to be a fucking school janitor to clean toilets and shit. But they want me to have a year of experience in the field. I’m completely fucked
Ye its fucked up gl with the jobs.
 
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Ye its fucked up gl with the jobs.
Does America just want us all to die? Like what the actual fuck? How can they expect to get any employees if no one can get jobs?
 
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Idk I just mooch off rich parents and live comfy
 
it's meant to disqualify young white people so they can hire a bunch of brown illegals with a dozen odd jobs for shady contractors willing to work more for the same pay
 
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You could volunteer first as a janitor to some orphanage, asylum, shelter, etc.
Then, you might get lucky and be hired at some small company. Only after that you can apply to a more prestigious institution like a school.
So, you see, it's a gradual process, you need time to build a career, after decades of experience you might even get to work as a janitor at Harvard, NASA, The White House, etc - the sky is the limit!
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gotta become a janitor underling first. i was one for a couple months. one of the janitors took a liking to me and took me under his wing so he could spend the day screaming at me about the most mundane shit. imagine a 90IQ alcoholic bossing me, a 150IQ ubermensch around. it was terrible. then the next year i got the same job except no supervision and two of my friends. ran around the school fucking shit up. got fired on the first day for leaving a note in a hot teacher's desk. she was supposed to be gone for the summer, but she was dating the principle, so she came in and found the note. i still get pangs of embarrassment thinking back on it and it was like 20 years ago.
 
it's meant to disqualify young white people so they can hire a bunch of brown illegals with a dozen odd jobs for shady contractors willing to work more for the same pay
But how do the illegals get the job? Don’t they need a year of experience too?
 

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