How do I become Jewish?

[Deleted member 19798]

?

I want power

 

[Deleted member 23286]

Just keep repeating THE MESSAGE
Then marry off your children to Jews.

 

[Brazitard]

The Synagogue is a place of BUSINESS and nothing more...
Jews and Gypsies have great means of gaining power but they don't reveal it to Goyim/Gadjé (slander they both use for outsiders, respectively) so I don't know how you can discover the methods... I suspect it has to do with their hivemind/herd mentality as they concentrate in families.

Freemasonry is basically the Goyim version of Kabbalah but you need to take up the ass and drink blood (and probably other disgusting practices) once you get past the rookie degrees.

The Chinese also use their families to stick together and gain power and, while they aren't discriminatory against outsiders, like Jews and Gypsies are, you have the problem of language barrier and even if you know Mandarin you still have to get past the Great Firewall Of China...

The secret seems to be family unions, OP.