How do i buy a pocket pussy without my parents knowing?

[prettyboylite]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

 

[Idontknow-]

 

[Soda_Pepsi]

Brodie if they check what you order then it's over unless you ask your homies to get it for you

 

[prettyboylite]

Brodie if they check what you order then it's over unless you ask your homies to get it for you

My friends have even stricter parents

 

[Manletsteinberg]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
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Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

order to post office

 

[slixzn]

My friends have even stricter parents

Order to an amazon box?

 

[prettyboylite]

@inceliusndius @filthycurrycel @Revan

 

[LeDufferman]

put two pillows in a pillowcase, pad them and then put a glove in the middle

 

[Gomez]

My parents check what I order everytime

how old are you nigga?​

 

[prettyboylite]

order to post office

Will they let me do it as a minor?

 

[Deleted member 332093]

put two pillows in a pillowcase, pad them and then put a glove in the middle

advice coming STRAIGHTA from personal anecdotes and experience

 

[buccalfatremoval]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
View attachment 5156442

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

This shit looks like a training strap or knee pad

 

[prettyboylite]

how old are you nigga?​

16

 

[inceliusndius]

Just start raping bro

 

[prettyboylite]

This shit looks like a training strap or knee pad

Ouu shit that's a good excuse

 

[4lt.Real]

Ship it to a hotel near ur house and pick it up

 

[LeDufferman]

advice coming STRAIGHTA from personal anecdotes and experience

I've had many iterations of the gluckinator and this was the most successful

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Just start raping bro

Ofc the pajeet says this

 

[Souleth]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
View attachment 5156442

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

Get it delivered to a pickup point near you, there should be an option for that

 

[graingoopgoyim]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
View attachment 5156442

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

buy it and tell them and say this is your destiny unless they pay for your hardmaxxes so u can fuck sum real pussy

 

[prettyboylite]

put two pillows in a pillowcase, pad them and then put a glove in the middle

Does that feel better than hands?

 

[prettyboylite]

Just start raping bro

I'm a good goy no rape

 

[LeDufferman]

Does that feel better than hands?

Yes because you actually have something to hump, needs alot of tweaking though

 

[captain steve]

one time i sent weed to my neighbours house and told them i sent it by accident.

@mohito @81xa @ICL

 

[iblamesociety0967]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
View attachment 5156442

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

Ask your friend

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
View attachment 5156442

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

create new acc, deliever parcel to a package station. But tbh dude dont get a pocket pussy doesnt feel like the real thing, just go fuck a torta

 

[Revan]

get a friend to buy it for you, thats what i do with everything

 

[prettyboylite]

one time i sent weed to my neighbours house and told them i sent it to them by accident.

@mohito @81xa @ICL

"What is this xxl pocket pussy doing in our
porch?"

 

[captain steve]

"What is this xxl pocket pussy doing in our
porch?"

it would be in the box bro they wont know

 

[mohito]

one time i sent weed to my neighbours house and told them i sent it to them by accident.

@mohito @81xa @ICL

Let’s see if we can help my boy @prettyboylite get his pocketpussy

 

[prettyboylite]

get a friend to buy it for you, thats what i do with everything

Nahhh I don't have any friends

 

[prettyboylite]

Let’s see if we can help my boy @prettyboylite get his pocketpussy

Yes

 

[captain steve]

Yes

go to a sex shop

 

[prettyboylite]

it would be in the box bro they wont know

What if they get curious

 

[prettyboylite]

go to a sex shop

Minor

 

[captain steve]

What if they get curious

there not going to open your package if they know your name, thats illegal

 

[0_angularity_0]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
View attachment 5156442

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

 

[captain steve]

Minor

search up if they id you where you live, or u can get your older friends to get it

 

[Revan]

Nahhh I don't have any friends

oof thats brutal mane, dont know what to tell u

 

[prettyboylite]

there not going to open your package if they know your name, thats illegal

How will I explain myself to the lawyer or whatever. I ain't doing allat for some fake pussy

 

[prettyboylite]

@psltristan1

 

[psltristan1]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
View attachment 5156442

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

You have to make these at home

 

[prettyboylite]

You have to make these at home
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Why the fuck is it brown

 

[filthycurrycel]

same as ordering anything else, snipe the package; and usually most stores ship it with inconspicious packaging, even the boxs gna be a diff thing

 

[prettyboylite]

same as ordering anything else, snipe the package; and usually most stores ship it with inconspicious packaging, even the boxs gna be a diff thing

Will look into it

 

[Deleted member 74528]

there was a guide on making one i didnt bookmark it

 

[forzp]

tired of jerking off with my hands and also if I train with a pocket pussy I might last longer in real sex

My parents check what I order everytime

I was thinking I should get one that doesn't look like a pussy
View attachment 5156442

Like these ones but they probably feel like shit

@cryptt

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