How do I buy and then hide a skin-colored cream?

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*First of all, let me just say, I am 100% fully straight and like girls only thanks


I found it in my mothers makeup bag and put it on today.


Its not really a makeup as much as it is a cream, its 100% natural looking and I got complimented on my looks today by 2 girls I know.


Even if I somehow got caught I could larp with "oh its just skincare!" and would probably get away with it.


I have to buy one of my own because my mother will probably notice it disappearing twice as quickly as usual.


That said, I am reeeaaallly scared of buying it in a store. What if there's a guy working and he thinks I am a faggot?


Where do I hide it once I do buy it?


How do I do any of this without getting murdered in EE?
 
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order online and hide it in a bag under many other stuff if your mother doesnt go through your stuff
 
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my mother found my bb cream once:feelswhy: but she didnt say anything
 
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Buy it online and either hide it really good or somehow put the cream in an empty container for some skincare cream ig
 
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my mother found my bb cream once:feelswhy: but she didnt say anything
Well yeah the problem is that hes in eastern europe and his parents gonna kick him out for being a fag if they find it
 
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Well yeah the problem is that hes in eastern europe and his parents gonna kick him out for being a fag if they find it
over for EEcels
 
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Well yeah the problem is that hes in eastern europe and his parents gonna kick him out for being a fag if they find it
Thanks... yeah, thats the issue...


Once I wanted to confess to my parents that I stepped into dog shit while walking. I said:

"Mom, dad, promise you won't get mad..."

They replied instantly:

"Omg you are gay???"
 
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buy it online and just wear it whenever you want
 
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Just tear off the label?
 
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Thats how they start
 
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Just tear off the label?
Which one fam?
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Thanks... yeah, thats the issue...


Once I wanted to confess to my parents that I stepped into dog shit while walking. I said:

"Mom, dad, promise you won't get mad..."

They replied instantly:

"Omg you are gay???"
IF they are supportive just do it
 

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