How do I buy and then hide a skin-colored cream?

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Lonenely sigma

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*First of all, let me just say, I am 100% fully straight and like girls only thanks


I found it in my mothers makeup bag and put it on today.


Its not really a makeup as much as it is a cream, its 100% natural looking and I got complimented on my looks today by 2 girls I know.


Even if I somehow got caught I could larp with "oh its just skincare!" and would probably get away with it.


I have to buy one of my own because my mother will probably notice it disappearing twice as quickly as usual.


That said, I am reeeaaallly scared of buying it in a store. What if there's a guy working and he thinks I am a faggot?


Where do I hide it once I do buy it?


How do I do any of this without getting murdered in EE?
 

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