how do i buy roids as a minor

[reamzy]

not looking for sources just how do i get away with purchasing roids, my mom has access to debit and its the only card i got. if she sees random transactions of btc weekly outa nowhere it will be suspicious. should i just wait until im 18? im almost there anyways so.

 

[Zizzy]

not looking for sources just how do i get away with purchasing roids, my mom has access to debit and its the only card i got. if she sees random transactions of btc weekly outa nowhere it will be suspicious. should i just wait until im 18? im almost there anyways so.

Save Money ask your friend to buy them and you can buy Giftcards so you can pay

 

[Skeleton_Iqlet]

have a friend order it for you into a po box

 

[hatefoids666]

not looking for sources just how do i get away with purchasing roids, my mom has access to debit and its the only card i got. if she sees random transactions of btc weekly outa nowhere it will be suspicious. should i just wait until im 18? im almost there anyways so.

get them at ur local gym

mark as solution thx

 

[mazmanbp]

not looking for sources just how do i get away with purchasing roids, my mom has access to debit and its the only card i got. if she sees random transactions of btc weekly outa nowhere it will be suspicious. should i just wait until im 18? im almost there anyways so.

why tf would the btc transactions be weekly, its a onetime transaction

 

[nwed]

not looking for sources just how do i get away with purchasing roids, my mom has access to debit and its the only card i got. if she sees random transactions of btc weekly outa nowhere it will be suspicious. should i just wait until im 18? im almost there anyways so.

if you go to a non commercial gym speak up to some big guy and make him your friend, they are usually pretty chill towards young gym goers

tell him that you want to roid and everything, he should support you since he roids/roided himself
give him your money and get the roid shipped to his house

you go to a commercial gym?
try to find some bro in your gym that its a little bit into roids maybe from tiktok here and there and redpill him into roiding, then make him buy for you too

mark as solution if helpful

 

[reamzy]

why tf would the btc transactions be weekly, its a onetime transaction

hey ive never bought btc before but i cant just buy a whole bunch with a one time purchase. weekly yes, inaccurate i give you that much but more accurate probably every few months. still suspicious. also even if i had the money to do that a massive amount of btc purchased one time? i would argue that is more suspicious

 

[reamzy]

if you go to a non commercial gym speak up to some big guy and make him your friend, they are usually pretty chill towards young gym goers

tell him that you want to roid and everything, he should support you since he roids/roided himself
give him your money and get the roid shipped to his house

you go to a commercial gym?
try to find some bro in your gym that its a little bit into roids maybe from tiktok here and there and redpill him into roiding, then make him buy for you too

mark as solution if helpful

based, i got a homegym tho haha. i appreciate it though

 

[reamzy]

have a friend order it for you into a po box

i could try that

 

[mazmanbp]

hey ive never bought btc before but i cant just buy a whole bunch with a one time purchase. weekly yes, inaccurate i give you that much but more accurate probably every few months. still suspicious. also even if i had the money to do that a massive amount of btc purchased one time? i would argue that is more suspicious

just tell mom ur investing in crypto and that it crashed and u lost it all