how do i convince a retard to not buzz his hair

[acm]

retarded ass nigga posted on his ig,
"X amount of likes and ill buzz"
for like no fucking reason at all. I tried to tell him to not do it but he DNR my text so it seems like his mind is set.

ig u can't really save someone who doesn't want to be saved but like ffs nigga what is the point. Buzzing just so people can probably look & laugh AT HIM for like a week before going back to regular and realising he fucked up.

never buzz boyos

 

[duhz]

getting a buzz is asking to get no pussy

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Send an ai pic of him with a buzz cut.

 

[reccesedmtn]

Buzzcut in 2026 lmfao

 

[acm]

So an ai pic of him with a buzz cut.

that might be counter-productive
he might look at it and think it'll be even better idea

 

[topology]

retarded ass nigga posted on his ig,
"X amount of likes and ill buzz"
for like no fucking reason at all. I tried to tell him to not do it but he DNR my text so it seems like his mind is set.

ig u can't really save someone who doesn't want to be saved but like ffs nigga what is the point. Buzzing just so people can probably look & laugh AT HIM for like a week before going back to regular and realising he fucked up.

never buzz boyos

What was the point of this post? You just stated you cannot change his mind..? This wasn't even a rhetorical question due to how it was framed, you're just a moron who wants attention/reps.

 

[acm]

getting a buzz is asking to get no pussy

no correlation between buzzing and "locking in" btw, just shooting urself in the foot.

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

that might be counter-productive
he might look at it and think it'll be even better idea

Make sure he looks shit in it.

 

[acm]

What was the point of this post? You just stated you cannot change his mind..? This wasn't even a rhetorical question due to how it was framed, you're just a moron who wants attention/reps.

haha, good one bro!

 

[duhz]

no correlation between buzzing and "locking in" btw, just shooting urself in the foot.

literally couldn't say it any better jfl

 

[whatsamaxilla]

retarded ass nigga posted on his ig,
"X amount of likes and ill buzz"
for like no fucking reason at all. I tried to tell him to not do it but he DNR my text so it seems like his mind is set.

ig u can't really save someone who doesn't want to be saved but like ffs nigga what is the point. Buzzing just so people can probably look & laugh AT HIM for like a week before going back to regular and realising he fucked up.

never buzz boyos

Let it happen to lower competition

 

[Uuatapoiemm]

retarded ass nigga posted on his ig,
"X amount of likes and ill buzz"
for like no fucking reason at all. I tried to tell him to not do it but he DNR my text so it seems like his mind is set.

ig u can't really save someone who doesn't want to be saved but like ffs nigga what is the point. Buzzing just so people can probably look & laugh AT HIM for like a week before going back to regular and realising he fucked up.

never buzz boyos

Don't bro just let him do it

 

[Based Department]

Let others fall so you can rise.

 

[topology]

haha, good one bro!

This makes no sense. I'm not trying to be funny or anything. I'm pointing out how you crave reps like a cow eats grass.

 

[iblamexyz]

retarded ass nigga posted on his ig,
"X amount of likes and ill buzz"
for like no fucking reason at all. I tried to tell him to not do it but he DNR my text so it seems like his mind is set.

ig u can't really save someone who doesn't want to be saved but like ffs nigga what is the point. Buzzing just so people can probably look & laugh AT HIM for like a week before going back to regular and realising he fucked up.

never buzz boyos

let him there's only one way he'll find out

 

[alladinbvs]

tf are you his gf

 

[acm]

tf are you his gf

no, but he got like ~60 likes and im the only person trying to help him out

 

[trueadam1]

retarded ass nigga posted on his ig,
"X amount of likes and ill buzz"
for like no fucking reason at all. I tried to tell him to not do it but he DNR my text so it seems like his mind is set.

ig u can't really save someone who doesn't want to be saved but like ffs nigga what is the point. Buzzing just so people can probably look & laugh AT HIM for like a week before going back to regular and realising he fucked up.

never buzz boyos

just let him buzz

 

[acm]

just let him buzz

he's like 5'6.5 in shoes too, this nigga is really trying to shoot himself in the foot

 

[trueadam1]

in shoes

 

[acm]

I think he might get 5'6 allegations now. he doesn't hair fraud much but it previously did give him around like .5 inches of perceived height. just why bro think he complains about not being able to get a gf too (likely attributed to his manletism, cucked eye area, and bimaxillary protrusion) and he's just digging his own grave deeper.

 

[trueadam1]

I think he might get 5'6 allegations now. he doesn't hair fraud much but it previously did give him around like .5 inches of perceived height. just why bro think he complains about not being able to get a gf too (likely attributed to his manletism, cucked eye area, and bimaxillary protrusion) and he's just digging his own grave deeper.

how tall is he without shoes like genuinely 5 6

nigga y do u care sm is he ur friend

 

[Marss]

retarded ass nigga posted on his ig,
"X amount of likes and ill buzz"
for like no fucking reason at all. I tried to tell him to not do it but he DNR my text so it seems like his mind is set.

ig u can't really save someone who doesn't want to be saved but like ffs nigga what is the point. Buzzing just so people can probably look & laugh AT HIM for like a week before going back to regular and realising he fucked up.

never buzz boyos

honestly a summer buzzcut 2 years ago saved my life, made me realize that hair on my forehead actually does cause acne. Its a cannon event but it should only happen once tbh.

 

[drakefsfs]

Why does he wanna buzz

 

[acm]

how tall is he without shoes like genuinely 5 6

idk his shoes, probably like 5'5

nigga y do u care sm is he ur friend

friendly/don't mind each other. it's because im a true altruist who cares about others whilst 60+ evil sociopaths want to see him buzz and im the only one trying to stop it.

 

[acm]

honestly a summer buzzcut 2 years ago saved my life, made me realize that hair on my forehead actually does cause acne. Its a cannon event but it should only happen once tbh.

never buzz

 

[trueadam1]

idk his shoes, probably like 5'5

ropefuel

friendly/don't mind each other. it's because im a true altruist who cares about others whilst 60+ evil sociopaths want to see him buzz and im the only one trying to stop it.

cant help a nigga who doesnt wanna be helped js let him do it

 

[Fridx]

retarded ass nigga posted on his ig,
"X amount of likes and ill buzz"
for like no fucking reason at all. I tried to tell him to not do it but he DNR my text so it seems like his mind is set.

ig u can't really save someone who doesn't want to be saved but like ffs nigga what is the point. Buzzing just so people can probably look & laugh AT HIM for like a week before going back to regular and realising he fucked up.

never buzz boyos

Why would u want to help him
Eliminate competition

never buzz boyos

@ltnbrownacnecel DOES HE KNOW!!??)

 

[acm]

Why does he wanna buzz

probably for social validation and the shock valur along with, like, "OMG!! X JUST BUZZED HIS HAIR, WHAT A FUCKING CRAZY RAD KAAANT!!"

only short term validation, but he deosnt foresee how retarded of a decision it'll be a month down.

 

[trueadam1]

idk his shoes, probably like 5'5

friendly/don't mind each other. it's because im a true altruist who cares about others whilst 60+ evil sociopaths want to see him buzz and im the only one trying to stop it.

also am i the only guy whos fucking freezing

 

[drakefsfs]

probably for social validation and the shock valur along with, like, "OMG!! X JUST BUZZED HIS HAIR, WHAT A FUCKING CRAZY RAD KAAANT!!"

only short term validation, but he deosnt foresee how retarded of a decision it'll be a month down.

I buzzed my hair due to really damaged hair I’m never doing ts again shit looks horrible just send him a ai photo of him with a buzz

 

[acm]

Why would u want to help him
Eliminate competition

it's because im a true altruist who cares about others whilst 60+ evil sociopaths want to see him buzz and im the only one trying to stop it.

 

[acm]

also am i the only guy whos fucking freezing

no it was cold asf yesterday