How do I cope with being a 4'11 balding midget at 18 years old

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It's so fucking over bros I might rope
 
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no way ur 4'11
 
Just be confident 😉
 
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It could be worse

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op is an alt larping.
 
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NIGGA WOMEN LAUGH AT ME ON THE STREET DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY

Well, if they laugh, then yes :rolleyes:

Limb lengthening surgery is the only way, there is no magic pill that would fix your problem, so start saving money. Also, go to the doctors, make tests, maybe you have a couple of years to growth a little more with hard meds.
 
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Maybe in Indonesia you stand a chance. Being 100% serious.
 
become a philosopher
 
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This is what AI thinks a 18yo, 4'11 balding midget looks like:
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Well, if they laugh, then yes :rolleyes:

Limb lengthening surgery is the only way, there is no magic pill that would fix your problem, so start saving money. Also, go to the doctors, make tests, maybe you have a couple of years to growth a little more with hard meds.

Dude if he’s 4'11" no limb lengthening can save him. How many inches do people gain from LL without looking disproportionate? Like 4 inches max? Which would make him 5'3"—still truecel height.

And AFAIK LL gives 2–3 inches at a time. If he wants to get all the way to 5'8", he needs at least 3 LL operations. Each one comes with a risk of never walking again. The more times you do LL the more the total risk compounds. Not worth it.
 
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Give up on ever touching pussy in the west your one and only hope is running jbw in sea in the worlds shortest countries and you will have to have a fuck ton of money to compensate even if you are white
 
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