How do I Cope with being having Central European Poop Coloring when I want to be a Nordic Prince

[chrishell]

I have Brown hair and Brown eyes I have bavarian/swiss genetics so Im a mid-dark white and I feel like I look like poop. I want to look more like a nordic prince pinterest boy. idk how to cope with this. I feel disgusting and poop

 

[esoterik]

ew, nordic coloring is pretty stupid on men, north atlantid is better

 

[chrishell]

ew, nordic coloring is pretty stupid on men, north atlantid is better

Nordic looks cute and timeless and eternal

 

[esoterik]

Nordic looks cute and timeless and eternal

yeah to pakis, open up your ethnic mind and look at most chads coloring kek

 

[chrishell]

yeah to pakis, open up your ethnic mind and look at most chads coloring kek

all non nordics are basically indian

i have poop coloring

it looks like an indian pooped on my hair and in my eyes

i am covered in poop

as are all fellow cnetral europeans

 

[It'snotover]

Dye your hair and wear contacts theory.