How do I cope with not eating Oreos?

[Deleted member 3073]

I fucking love Oreos

They're so delicious

I fell in love with them ever since I was a little shit

Do you like them too, Pajeet?!

He does.

But I cant eat them

I'm healthy as a mothafucka

But even Dale Jr. eats them

How the fuck do I cope with not consuming them??!!

This is the answer:



My nigga Oreo Oration is the plug. He tastes them and enjoys them for all of us. We don't even need to consume them!

He even does reviews on new flavors!





I salute this Murican hero, he saved my goofy ass from roping

I FUCKING LOVE OREOS

 

[Deleted member 3962]

oreos is a representation of the future.

2 blacks surrounding a white.

gang gang

 

[nastynas]

most overrated snack ever

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 4310]

They're vegan so they're automatically a gay food

You don't want to be gay right?

 

[Deleted member 3073]

most overrated snack ever

Eat my dog

 

[BigBiceps]

Oreos are way too overrated. Even oreo ripoff copies are often better and when dipped with milk, some of them actually get soft and nice, unlike oreos.

 

[BigBiceps]

oreos is a representation of the future.

2 blacks surrounding a white.

gang gang

2 black women for every white man to breed? Sure, I'm okay with that.

 

[Deleted member 3962]

2 black women for every white man to breed? Sure, I'm okay with that.

are u?

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[BigBiceps]

are u?

Yes, I'm all about spreading my seed far and wide.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Yes, I'm all about spreading my seed far and wide.

oreos is a representation of the future.

2 blacks surrounding a white.

gang gang

Sfcels on suicide watch

They're vegan so they're automatically a gay food

You don't want to be gay right?

Hell nah. Stfu befo I slap yo bitch ass up and over

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Bruh oreos is the shit bro

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Bruh oreos is the shit bro

Oreos are delicious. I'd trade 5 inches of height and 3 of dick for them to turn healthy. I can't cope with not tasting them. I'd rather taste oreos than pussy

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Oreos are delicious. I'd trade 5 inches of height and 3 of dick for them to turn healthy. I can't cope with not tasting them. I'd rather taste oreos than pussy
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What is your favorite type of oreo brother?

 

[Deleted member 3073]

What is your favorite type of oreo brother?

Cinnamon bun, Red velvet and the double stuffed ones. Cant decide which one of the three is better though

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Ethnicope]

Highest quality post in some time, we needed this

Legit theory bro, thanks

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Highest quality post in some time, we needed this

Legit theory bro, thanks

No problem son. Im here to deliver

 

[Deleted member 209]

most overrated snack ever

 

[BigBiceps]

I'd rather taste oreos than pussy

Who'd like to taste pussy in the first place?

 

[Ritalincel]

Who'd like to taste pussy in the first place?

6ft5manlet said

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Who'd like to taste pussy in the first place?

No one but still u sound low T

 

[BigBiceps]

No one but still u sound low T

You sound low t in general mate.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

You sound low t in general mate.

This comment could've sounded high T but you added the mate at the end

 

[BigBiceps]

This comment could've sounded high T but you added the mate at the end

Mate

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Mate

Low T

 

[KEy21]

Honestly they're incredible. Especially if you break them off and put them into ice cream and add peanut butter etc.

I also like the red velvet ones and birthday cake ones as well. Both delicious

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Honestly they're incredible. Especially if you break them off and put them into ice cream and add peanut butter etc.

I also like the red velvet ones and birthday cake ones as well. Both delicious

 

[moggingmachine]

 

[Pietrosiek]

Oreo is shit this is god tier

2 black women for every white man to breed? Sure, I'm okay with that.

Black women are not humans. I would puke if i would need to touch them

 

[Deleted member 3073]

i love them​

 

[john2]

i love them​

I've bookmarked this thread, first ever funny thread I read since i joined. Loled hard.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I've bookmarked this thread, first ever funny thread I read since i joined. Loled hard.

godlike thread indeed.

rotting with oreos rn (i let myself eat them now that im
quarantined)​

 

[Deleted member 5143]

I like them too but the no name cookie sandwiches mog with white on side and black on the other. Compatibles better with milk too