How do i dexter morganmaxx?

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I want a cool ass deep voice

Evil personality

Low inhib

Badass

Dexter morgan is so cool

Michael C Hall Showtime GIF by Dexter



I think i’ll roid a little, do some martial arts, then start hunting down pedophiles, murderers, all around bad people, kill them in my homemade kill room
Season 4 Showtime GIF by Dexter

Show them what theyve done, give them their final words and kill them just like dexter does

Then ill buy a cool boat and dump their bodies in the water
think michael c hall GIF



But i’ll need to live at a coastal city, miami is too obvious, maybe california or somewhere else in europe


Need to work on my dexter poker face too, he never smiles, i smile too much, i need to speak in a deep voice, i need to be JUST LIKE HIM.

michael c hall dexter GIF


@Gengar @PsychoH @PsychoDsk @Jason Voorhees @cromagnon
 
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Movies brainwashing everyone
 
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Ill dress like him too

Flannel, some khakis

Ill get a wife too and balance the life he has

But i’ll need to make myself schizophrenic, i need a mentor to guide me like Harry or Brian

New Blood Showtime GIF by Dexter
 
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Ill dress like him too

Flannel, some khakis

Ill get a wife too and balance the life he has

But i’ll need to make myself schizophrenic, i need a mentor to guide me like Harry or Brian

New Blood Showtime GIF by Dexter
he wasn’t schizo

you’re too low iq to even slightly resemble him
 
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Movies brainwashing everyone
I can actually do this

Just need to study forensics, cleaning up a crime scene shouldn’t be too hard, just don’t use bleach and don’t leave any traces

Or pin the crime on someone else, have a strong alibi

Ill be targeting bad people, the public will love me and whores will open their pussies for me.
 
Step 1: Don't be ugly
 
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he wasn’t schizo

you’re too low iq to even slightly resemble him
im already a sociopath

im on the right path to emulating him.
 
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Date a single mom and you'll be like him
 
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1730752264881
 
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Date a single mom and you'll be like him
ill need to study the human body first

dexter always seems to stab the right spot for them to bleed out instantly

stabbing the heart would work
 
@chudlite @NorwoodAscender @wastedspermcel thoughts?

if im gonna do this, ill need to move to the US

lots of pedophiles there

who wants to help me in hunting and killing them?
 
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@chudlite @NorwoodAscender @wastedspermcel thoughts?

if im gonna do this, ill need to move to the US

lots of pedophiles there

who wants to help me in hunting and killing them?
we would be mad opps innit as im the top P around these parts

@enriquecel
 
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@chudlite @NorwoodAscender @wastedspermcel thoughts?

if im gonna do this, ill need to move to the US

lots of pedophiles there

who wants to help me in hunting and killing them?
@MA_ascender
 
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The version of dexter you'd really be:
1000009490

His dark passenger
 
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I want a cool ass deep voice

Evil personality

Low inhib

Badass

Dexter morgan is so cool

Michael C Hall Showtime GIF by Dexter



I think i’ll roid a little, do some martial arts, then start hunting down pedophiles, murderers, all around bad people, kill them in my homemade kill room
Season 4 Showtime GIF by Dexter

Show them what theyve done, give them their final words and kill them just like dexter does

Then ill buy a cool boat and dump their bodies in the water
think michael c hall GIF



But i’ll need to live at a coastal city, miami is too obvious, maybe california or somewhere else in europe


Need to work on my dexter poker face too, he never smiles, i smile too much, i need to speak in a deep voice, i need to be JUST LIKE HIM.

michael c hall dexter GIF


@Gengar @PsychoH @PsychoDsk @Jason Voorhees @cromagnon
no dark passenger for your bones
 
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The version of dexter you'd really be:
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His dark passenger
nothing wrong with being gay

im like dexter, im asexual

sure i have a big cock but i dont care for it nor do i think ill ever get to use it on an attractive girl

so ill stop coping, stop fapping, gymmaxx for a year(roid) minoxidil for hair growth, beard growth, arm hair, chest hair etc, start looking my age
 
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nothing wrong with being gay

im like dexter, im asexual

sure i have a big cock but i dont care for it nor do i think ill ever get to use it on an attractive girl

so ill stop coping, stop fapping, gymmaxx for a year(roid) minoxidil for hair growth, beard growth, arm hair, chest hair etc, start looking my age
Your avi is dexter's next victim
 
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I want a cool ass deep voice

Evil personality

Low inhib

Badass

Dexter morgan is so cool

Michael C Hall Showtime GIF by Dexter



I think i’ll roid a little, do some martial arts, then start hunting down pedophiles, murderers, all around bad people, kill them in my homemade kill room
Season 4 Showtime GIF by Dexter

Show them what theyve done, give them their final words and kill them just like dexter does

Then ill buy a cool boat and dump their bodies in the water
think michael c hall GIF



But i’ll need to live at a coastal city, miami is too obvious, maybe california or somewhere else in europe


Need to work on my dexter poker face too, he never smiles, i smile too much, i need to speak in a deep voice, i need to be JUST LIKE HIM.

michael c hall dexter GIF


@Gengar @PsychoH @PsychoDsk @Jason Voorhees @cromagnon
for a deep voice join our group @Always Stay You ? can he join?
 
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I’ll be your brian bb
 
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