How do I get a fake hickey (aka love bite)

[tirasgo]

So I go to the gym six days a week and there's this kinda cute girl with whom I've been constantly exchanging stares for months now. She is lmtb probably 16-18 but in great shape and blonde so her SMV is inflated because it's swarthy around here. Anyways she always looks at me (mtn btw, currently softmaxxing) like she wants me to go talk to her but the issue is I'm crippingly ND so won't ever approach her because I would fuck everything up and then the whole atmosphere would collapse and my mysterious aura is gone. I would probably have to change gyms, possibly even cities

So I want this girl (and the other ones at the gym) I want them to see a hickey on my neck so that the obvious conclusion to be drawn is that I am sexually active, busy, and emotionally unavailable in a way that evokes fascination without any interactions. It's kinda about environmental storytelling. Unfortunatelly asking a real girl to do it to me is impossible since I talk to a total of 0 girls irl. So does anyone know how do I create a believable neck thing.

 

[abzz]

or just stop being a retard and approach her like a normal person

 

[Eltrē]

 

[unfortunatehobbies]

obvious conclusion to be drawn is that I am sexually active, busy, and emotionally unavailable in a way that evokes fascination without any interactions.

idiotic thing to do.

yes, you are correct in that you need to evoke fascination through mystery. but the important part of this is ALWAYS plausible deniability. no plausible deniability, no mystery, no uncertainly. having a hickey is significant evidence that you are taken. for me, seeing a hickey is proof beyond reasonable doubt that the person is taken and no point talking to them or sustaining interest.

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

You’re retarded (60%) and that stems from you trying to hide the retarded shit that you are aware of (10%). Trust me any of this extra “cool” shit you try to do will blow up in your face. Just be the most open and friendly, least cynical and depressing version of yourself and compliment her and she’ll be more inclined to be around you.

Your aura right now is 0, and will be in the negatives if she feels like you’re trying to farm her for aura just because she’s pretty. Just see her as an actual person and talk to her. You can be nervous, she won’t dry up. You’re both young happy people just try to be positive instead of stewing in your own perceived shortcomings.

The thought exercise is to imagine you just came back from a solo expedition without any women and now you finally have access to see all the pretty girls you dreamed of. No self-doubt, no self sabotage, just pure hoops.

 

[jaaba]

So I go to the gym six days a week and there's this kinda cute girl with whom I've been constantly exchanging stares for months now. She is lmtb probably 16-18 but in great shape and blonde so her SMV is inflated because it's swarthy around here. Anyways she always looks at me (mtn btw, currently softmaxxing) like she wants me to go talk to her but the issue is I'm crippingly ND so won't ever approach her because I would fuck everything up and then the whole atmosphere would collapse and my mysterious aura is gone. I would probably have to change gyms, possibly even cities

So I want this girl (and the other ones at the gym) I want them to see a hickey on my neck so that the obvious conclusion to be drawn is that I am sexually active, busy, and emotionally unavailable in a way that evokes fascination without any interactions. It's kinda about environmental storytelling. Unfortunatelly asking a real girl to do it to me is impossible since I talk to a total of 0 girls irl. So does anyone know how do I create a believable neck thing.

@batman1997 can give you one

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

However I did make a thread for this exact scenario many years ago, so your welcome jfl

https://looksmax.org/threads/new-discovery-use-rubber-airpod-case-cover-to-bruise-nose-and-increase-definition.341891/

 

[lowiqmanlet]

isn't your avi that girl that got stabbed after being cheated on?

 

[tirasgo]

I'm crippingly ND so won't ever approach her

or just stop being a retard and approach her like a normal person

Are you able to fucking read

seeing a hickey is proof beyond reasonable doubt that the person is taken

Bullshit as it could very well be from a oneitis

The thought exercise is to imagine you just came back from a solo expedition without any women and now you finally have access to see all the pretty girls you dreamed of. No self-doubt, no self sabotage, just pure hoops.

This reads like AI slop and is kinda gay

isn't your avi that girl that got stabbed after being cheated on?

Yes. We used to live nearby

 

[Restitutor Orbis]

I've been constantly exchanging stares for months now

"Months". Fucking hell, get moving. This shouldn't be all in your head for months

 

[StyIix]

So I go to the gym six days a week and there's this kinda cute girl with whom I've been constantly exchanging stares for months now. She is lmtb probably 16-18 but in great shape and blonde so her SMV is inflated because it's swarthy around here. Anyways she always looks at me (mtn btw, currently softmaxxing) like she wants me to go talk to her but the issue is I'm crippingly ND so won't ever approach her because I would fuck everything up and then the whole atmosphere would collapse and my mysterious aura is gone. I would probably have to change gyms, possibly even cities

So I want this girl (and the other ones at the gym) I want them to see a hickey on my neck so that the obvious conclusion to be drawn is that I am sexually active, busy, and emotionally unavailable in a way that evokes fascination without any interactions. It's kinda about environmental storytelling. Unfortunatelly asking a real girl to do it to me is impossible since I talk to a total of 0 girls irl. So does anyone know how do I create a believable neck thing.

Dnr use make up

 

[Restitutor Orbis]

So I go to the gym six days a week and there's this kinda cute girl with whom I've been constantly exchanging stares for months now. She is lmtb probably 16-18 but in great shape and blonde so her SMV is inflated because it's swarthy around here. Anyways she always looks at me (mtn btw, currently softmaxxing) like she wants me to go talk to her but the issue is I'm crippingly ND so won't ever approach her because I would fuck everything up and then the whole atmosphere would collapse and my mysterious aura is gone. I would probably have to change gyms, possibly even cities

So I want this girl (and the other ones at the gym) I want them to see a hickey on my neck so that the obvious conclusion to be drawn is that I am sexually active, busy, and emotionally unavailable in a way that evokes fascination without any interactions. It's kinda about environmental storytelling. Unfortunatelly asking a real girl to do it to me is impossible since I talk to a total of 0 girls irl. So does anyone know how do I create a believable neck thing.

Oh my god I read the entire thing now. Get out of your head and just do it. "Mysterious" nigga jfl , you're a mid teenager at a gym, not some romance slop vampire. Btw, mystique can be maintained while talking. Don't LARP as something you aren't. You won't have to switch gyms if she rejects you, if anything that will just look pathetic.

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

This reads like AI slop and is kinda gay

It will take you years to crawl out of this self-intellectualizing irony poisoned hole that you’ve dug for yourself, and you’ll probably be 30+ when it finally clicks for you how gay and retarded you’ve been, and just how much you lost because of that mindset. I tried.

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

So I want this girl (and the other ones at the gym) I want them to see a hickey on my neck so that the obvious conclusion to be drawn is that I am sexually active, busy, and emotionally unavailable in a way that evokes fascination without any interactions.

i see that u are nd

 

[frentanyl]

Ask your bro. If he is really your friend, he will do it

 

[Sprinkles]

So I go to the gym six days a week and there's this kinda cute girl with whom I've been constantly exchanging stares for months now. She is lmtb probably 16-18 but in great shape and blonde so her SMV is inflated because it's swarthy around here. Anyways she always looks at me (mtn btw, currently softmaxxing) like she wants me to go talk to her but the issue is I'm crippingly ND so won't ever approach her because I would fuck everything up and then the whole atmosphere would collapse and my mysterious aura is gone. I would probably have to change gyms, possibly even cities

So I want this girl (and the other ones at the gym) I want them to see a hickey on my neck so that the obvious conclusion to be drawn is that I am sexually active, busy, and emotionally unavailable in a way that evokes fascination without any interactions. It's kinda about environmental storytelling. Unfortunatelly asking a real girl to do it to me is impossible since I talk to a total of 0 girls irl. So does anyone know how do I create a believable neck thing.

Draw lips on yourself with lipstick